Scoring a breakaway goal looking like the chair from Game Of Thrones

Why stop at only if you lose yours? You should just be allowed to take one, if you can get it, you can use it. Everyone would be trying to get double-sticked up in the third period

I’m like a month behind on Monarch, happily living my life online

WR willing to block ✅

Joe Paterno running to the locker room

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Apologies for doing a checks notes joke. Sorry sorry I’m trying to remove it

We’ve achieved the same level as…*checks notes* Joey Harrington

i forget who I heard say this (probably many people) but it feels like the options are "AI doesn't pan out, the bubble bursts, and it wrecks the economy" or "AI pans out, millions lose their jobs, and it wrecks the economy"

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | First Look Teaser YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO

that Toho logo hit me like a howitzer baby youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg

i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

I’m digging Wikipedia’s implication that The Clone Wars happened during the Obama era through Covid

Ep 3 yet?

French basketball player: these rising sea levels threaten the 70% of human beings globally who live in coastal areas

Baseball player: I throw this ball for Arby’s and the Ohio Air National Guard

Washington Nationals. Winning record against teams that aren’t unfair juggernauts that are actively destroying the sport

Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

Her — “see, it’s girl Star Wars”

currently ruining The Devil Wears Prada for my girlfriend as she watches it by mansplaining all the Campbell/monomyth elements

Oh no Artemis landing capsule getting attacked

Just like me not starting my news years resolution because I can’t find all the Reese’s Christmas Trees I bought on December 28th at half price

Headro Pascal

A truly demented class of individual on LinkedIn dot com

✋🔺🤚

Cringe is never the best word.

Do you mean PFT or tofu

The true masters, like Vin Scully and Keith Jackson, know to shut up and let the gravitas of the moment speak for itself

serena’s got us

Great, getting locked into a catastrophic war because our moron president is exceedingly vulnerable to a time-share condo pitch meeting