First man out will be Patel. Even without the Atlantic article, he’s not white. ‘Nuff said.

A Tale of Two Food-Themed Tims.

Not as catchy as Dickens but well suited to this thread.

Pretty sure this was before Melania butchered Jackie’s rose garden. And that the inset shot was from his first term because I haven’t seen them hold hands at all this term, she seems utterly repulsed by him now.

Melania: I never knew Jeffery Epstein.

Funny, not funny.

Such a sad song, and also, so beautiful. This whole album is the chef’s kiss.

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

Martin Luther King, Jr.

TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo:
“weak on crime”
“terrible for foreign policy”
“catering to the Radical Left”
“owes his position to me”
“sit down and mind your own business”

POPE LEO, unbothered:
“We are called to love.”

This is real adulthood. Finding community, bringing laughter to the hellscape we’re living through. Meanwhile, here you are, complaining about people exercising their right to free speech. 🙄

I think it’s LA. There’s a mayoral campaign sign in the crowd.

You generous soul, you! ✨

Report and block. No one needs their energy on BlueSky.

Hmm. I’d like to see a gender breakdown. How many men vs. women polled, where was the polling conducted? I mean, more women polled in Boston could skew the results in the same way more men polled in Tiny Holler, TN, would skew it red. Methodology is important.

Now you’re catching on!

It looks like this editorial department thinks Clinton is the Epstein files president. Article clowned itself by this choice. Why would I read this implicit and biased bit of both siderism?

“No thought for compassion or even basic consequences of actions, just mindless killing on a massive scale.” What a f’ing idiot.

Ain’t this the truth?

Some of his supporters think he’s a godly man doing God’s work. IOW, if they’re Trump supporters, they’re delusional.

An unprovoked war is great for recruiting new terrorists.

Jesus literally said to treat others as you would treat him. I’m sure Jesus is delighted you’re killing him repeatedly and ruthlessly. Smug evangelicals will FAFO if God exists, ‘cause I don’t think God is going to be pleased with them.

They think it is, tho.

a baby is making a funny face and saying what Alt: Baby with skeptical look on his face, captioned, “What???”

Yes, let’s throw the first amendment right out the window.

Oil and charcoal on canvas, abstract cubist bodies piled together. Description from MOMA site: "With its varying degrees of finish—you can see traces of charcoal and sections of blank canvas—and vast network of undulating lines and geometric shapes, Picasso seems to have obscured legibility in favor of generating a rhythmic abstraction. As if questioning the ability of painting to represent war, he created a shifting, spectral vision."

Picasso's depiction of a fascist massacre, a murdered family unceremoniously tangled together under a dining table.

[Pablo Picasso, The Charnel House, 1944-45]

And many because they are now complicit in his many crimes. They stand by him because they’re going to prison otherwise.

If you see this, post a knight.

Absolutely every accusation is a confession.

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) I don’t see why Iran should pay for what Trump did to children in the 90s

substack.com/@borowitzrep...

It’s not “Congress,” it’s Republicans in Congress. Go spew your ire on them.

What’s the old anti war slogan? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

How do you propose he get the requisite number of Rethuglicans to agree to impeach?