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They k*lled Tilly Norwood❤️

If I lay here if I just lay here - snow patrol💛

Don’t make me drink alone

My co-star says I am experiencing trouble in every area of my life. My mother says my skin looks great. Range!

Hiya Stuart

I knew I could count on you

Betty Who’s music was best when she still had a lil bit of her Aussie accent

“It seems like nobody wants to say heyyyyyy to me these days” - Kim k 💕

Twigs at msg last night :)

Normal B!!!

If your car alarm goes off for more than 2 minutes, it should automatically explode

Happy St. Patrick’s Day 💚

Good morning bloomfs 🥰 today I win an Oscar

And by “win an Oscar,” I mean “get to do my amazing new solo show in which I compel the Vatican to canonize my mother as a saint at one of my favorite comedy theatres in New York, so you should come if you live here”

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NYC bloomfs!! Doing my new hour Sunday (before Oscars dw) with one of my favorite funny geniuses Erik Martini opening. It’s so silly and sweet and I’m very proud of the work we’re doing on it; come hang as I petition the Vatican to make my mother a saint!!

Tix via xomichaejohn.com

International Women’s Day

Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…

Makeout! At The Sketch Show

I miss you

C’est la twi

No one—least of all white gays—need to hop online to “vindicate” Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!

One day at a time 🙏

Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning

Ty king 🥲

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Bloomfs I have a v exciting spring/summer ahead in my comedy career (!) and I want to play shows to hot people everywhere…

So! if you are either and would grace me with an email list signup, I promise I will only send you show dates and di$count$!

And then we kiss

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Sending this to the bros tn

NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p!

Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another… more HAM than HAMNET… BUGONIA.

🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com

That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr