“Today, on National Dolphin Day, we will sacrifice this dolphin.”

One of the world’s greatest tricks was convincing Satan that he isn’t real.

My eldest is learning about aspect ratios. So far it’s just in the context of “Dad, I don’t want to watch any of those old ‘square’ shows right now.” But hey, gotta start somewhere 😂

Truly. I’m in the middle of a re-watch right now too, was just sitting down to put on an episode when I saw this

Nicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Star, Dies at 54

I know he’s had a whole lot of issues over the years, but this is still a bummer.

I’d love to read the revised script, but I thought the one that leaked was actually quite a bit of fun. Seemed very in tune with the original series, and, if you’ll excuse the pun, it had a whole lot of potential

I really don’t understand how people aren’t putting any of this together. So many more deaths from vascular diseases; increased rates of heart attacks and strokes in young individuals. But of course it couldn’t have anything to do with one of the deadliest pandemics in human history

a man in a white coat with the words it 's st. paddy 's day on it Alt: A clip from BOONDOCKS SAINTS. A man in a white coat with the words “It's St. Paddy's Day”

I always assumed it was named after me. Relatively unknown screenwriter… oh wait. You know what, I see it now. Definitely more likely it’s you 😂

If Paramount can shell out billions of dollars to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, then they can pay their unionized CBS staff a fair wage.

I stand with the CBS staff who walked out today as they fight these corporate giants for essential protections and fair contracts.

Gellar says it was one person who killed the project. "We had an executive on our show who was not only not a fan of the original, but was proud to constantly remind us that he had never seen the entirety of the series and how it wasn't for him." "That's very hard when you're taking a property that is as beloved as Buffy, not just to the world, but to me and Chloé. So that tells you the uphill battle that we had been fighting since day one, when your executive is literally proud to tell you that he didn't watch it," says Gellar.

This is so sad. I’m sick of these “executives” who proudly hate TV.

And I know people were nervous whether a reboot could capture that magic. I was. And I love Buffy. The original is my favorite series.

But having read the pilot,
this series could have been amazing. Dead now cuz of one asshole.

Martin Scorsese edited to be wearing a “Supreme” cap

I definitely thought it was this…

Being back on East Coast time, I can say for sure that West Coast time is far superior

Third year in a row I’ve had the flu turn into pneumonia, and I gotta say - I think I’ve hit the age where i should stop ripping so many fat bongs all the time

I may just do something really wild and watch #5 today. Haven’t seen that one in years

The burlap sack was always a vibe

Yeah, it’s wild how much of the work is invisible

Absolutely! 😅

Haha, that’s great!

Skeet from @kibblesmith.com “Writing is like 80% walking around coming up with it and 20% feeling like Sisyphus in front of my computer and the 20% feels like 80%”

I always tell people that writing is so much more than just typing. I think most of them assume I’m joking, but it’s very true

Oh really? I didn’t even check the cast list. That’s fun!

I feel like I should watch it - because you’re definitely right, the property is perfect for animation

Picture of the IMDb page for Neverending Stoy The Animated Adventure

I’ve never watched it, but I did see the other day that there is actually an animated series from the mid-90s!

Yeah well the Kardashians don’t even know how to cut a vegetable so maybe fuck all the way off

Congrats, that’s awesome!

Came here to say this is what I do when I’m unsure about how old my eggs are!

To be fair though, why go after wrestling? There’s enough terrible crap in this world, I don’t know why so many people feel the need to police everyone’s joy

It’s truly crazy this is where we’re at now. Also, I don’t believe this administration is above fabricating their own attack if Iran doesn’t take the bait

I’m so sorry, I got distracted looking for my old tweets and never got back to you! I’ll get you answers to your questions as soon as I get back to Maine!!

She has been a staple of the comedy scene for as long as I can remember. In some of my favorite films. This one hurts

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.