The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

Didn’t want to wait until 1k to celebrate?

Good luck getting those prices in Indiana

I think the market is looking for differentiation - so if it’s a rollable ultrawide monitor at least it’s something new

Isn’t it enough that @wirepoints.bsky.social platforms him? Why is the Trib doing it too?

Make the head tax 100% deductible for employees who live within the city of Chicago

I think employees who live in the city should qualify the business to get a 100% deduction and those in Cook county a 25% deduction.

Rocket to the sun?

Walk into @chipoltle.bsky.social and place an order.

I’m so glad they decided to pay him $1T for that idea

Does not just apply to MAGA

Maybe someone should call Jack Ryan, unless he’s been furloughed due to the government shutdown…

My theory is the @cubsbot.bsky.social are just letting @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social score all the points for the series in game one for the entire series….

The War Department was the original ANTIFA

If this is part of your child’s curriculum, stop what youre doing and enroll them in public school immediately.

In the end, Disney made the choice easy…

F*@#ing Matt Damon YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

It’s unfortunate that @jimmykimmel.com peaked 16yrs ago, but that’s not a reason to cancel him

Charlie Kirk once said some gun deaths 'worth it' in order to have Second Amendment The Turning Point USA CEO and co-founder made the remarks while answering a question during a TPUSA Faith event in April 2023.

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It can be done

#RememberTheSky

Would you change your routine or inconvince yourself for something that has 0.0000073% chance of happening? Because that is exactly what this info graphic is purposing - you have equal likihood of being killed by an asteroid or becoming President of the United States as dying in a plane crash…

Seems like a Brandon Johnson problem

I don’t think anyone is confusing @columbiauniversity.bsky.social for Columbia Sportswear - and one of them has been around for 179yrs longer than the other…

Cool - Florida can take the racist ones and NYPD can hire some new ones with better training.

Have you ever stopped to watch the downpour?”

Stop buying shit from Temu

Am I the only one who is working at 9a?

Don’t