Would ruin the northern lights books though

Let’s hope John won!

It’s also the fact we treat him like the finished article, where if Utd weren’t so crap, he’d have had time to adapt and learn. Instead, he’s playing everyone week under the spotlight. Definite future star imo.

But if he’s 16, isn’t he then in his 17th year?

And so preventable, again 😞

On the pitch, you need that hunger…

Mordor. Tough place to go

Concept art of the new Manchester United stadium by Foster and Partners

Musing about the dark patterns you could build into a stadium design to cement home advantage

1/ screens showing the opposition making mistakes or missing penalties around their dressing room

💹 PL GW28 matchups

This weekend's PL projections via betting markets:
🔹 projected goals & clean sheet odds
🔹 top rated attacks & defences
🔹 WDL odds
🔹 #FPL assistant manager projections

Ipswich Comms.

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Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism”

Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”

Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”

#bbclaurak

Happy 22nd February to those who celebrate

My favourite one 😁

They can’t park the bus

Are Man United under West Ham?

He makes himself big

Could mean anything from he’s dead to perfectly fine. Great, that’s really helpful Arteta 😂

Poor man’s Anthony

FULHAM COMMS.

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Also scary is how they can play 5 defenders and a holding midfielder and still not keep a clean sheet

Misspelt Chewbacca at Star Wars Club yesterday. Bit of a wookiee mistake, really.

Guess which way I went? 🙈😢
#fpl

Martinelli & Gakpo or Havertz & Diaz??? 🤷
#FPL

What do you think of Palmer risk?

Arsenal Comms

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Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?

#thetraitors

Repurpose Christmas cards to save money

Obi-Wan: Ani
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE

Everyone is bragging about their M&S Turkeys when the true main course (as featured in the Nativity) is the Lidl Donkey.