What ,?

I heard that you dopey lizard

Always happy to help

I can see you are going to get along just fine in the Crustacean New World Order

I think that works for me 😀

You've not yet seen the crustacean kamikazee division in action have you?

Just a quick wake up to stretch the old claws. Mostly I sleep in the ambassadors hot tub. Ready to sidle forth whenever Wulferhampton is in greatest danger, a bit like that twerp Arther of the Britons

Greetings 👋

Hello

That reminds me of a story ......

Only 4?

Doris-ApClaw and all the little Helm-Claws say Hi

#FuckOffFriday

Good morning

I, your crustacean overlord, say:

Fuck off.

Just trying to head one off 😘

Now hear this!

People of #wulferhampton whatever happened to your Bretwalda's right ear and however much of it is missing - no member of the crab folk was responsible and there is no story to relate!

🥃

Very much so🦀🦀🦀

🎶 we don't have to take our claws off
To have a good time🎶

Bah Lobsters!

Upstarts!

Social climbers!

Damn right!

My People!!!

👏👏👏

🫡

Hmmmm 🤔

They can go in the lizards conservatory!

(sharpens claws)

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

After your successful 'communing' with the crab-folk last Michelmas, Doris-ApClaw is wondering when she can expect the first maintenance payment from you.

10 million tiny helmet crabs won't feed themselves.

We don't want to involve the CSA (Crab support agency) do we?

I can understand that, I see it as my role to try and irritate HIM.

Be a claw in his side as it were.

He doesn't bother me !

Crabs cannot be avoided

There

Here here!

Good evening Bretwalda.

That's high praise indeed from a talker of bollocks like yourself.

Hello Rob, whilst that is obviously a mighty crab, possibly a prince among crabs it is no king. No offence but you puny mammals have no idea of the enourmous creatures that dwell in the stygian depths of the abyss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣