The energy of a guy who wants to father 100s of offspring

I discovered you can actually type them and now I can’t stop using them—just to make people think I used chat gpt.

I hate to say it. If Biden had lost in 2020, we’d be better off. It would have been a continuation of Trump’s slightly-less-horrific first term, and now he’d be gone. The Biden years gave him time to foment rage and consolidate power, all while the DoJ slow rolled prosecutions and failed America.

The number of times I think “can you imagine if Biden…” each day

Lol. His literal only skill is being delusional.

How are we doing a week with just five pairs of drawers?

The cruelty is the point. Their moral depravity has no bottom.

He will always “flirt with” unless we just admit he’s done it.

Hey what’s one quick thing Elon could do next time he’s around Trump to regain his reputation and also get his lost fortunes back? I’ll compile the best ideas and send them to that “5 things I did this week” email address.

Maybe Trump and Elon are court jesters and JD is the real danger…

Fuck Trump. My dad needs this.

Say what you will about MSNBC, but there is no one else in media with @maddow.msnbc.com’s combination of skilled storytelling and grasp of historical context. After Trump’s first 100 days, I lament her going back to a once-a-week show. Her voice is a salve in these insane times.

Lots of faces becoming leopard lunch lately

He’s running

Just ate a kiwi – skin and all – and I feel alive. What a thrill!

Trump will order Greenville, NC nuked because he was confused. The bomb will land on the unfinished Hyperloop tunnel between DC and Mar-a-Lago, nuclear blast will take out both buildings, the Epstein Files will be incinerated, and Greenland will claim victory. Mark these words.

Why do I feel like this is all going to end with Greenland taking over the US

The new ChatGPT image gen is going to be the death of me.

I’m envious of people that can go away for three nights and fit everything they need into a weekender bag. I need walking around shoes, nice-ish dinner shoes, and fitness shoes and I’m already out of space.

Someone thought dragging firewood into my office would encourage me to wrap up my calls. He was right.

Moody cabin vibes

@profgalloway.com tidier punchline: “I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face”

13 years ago I broke out into head to toe guttate psoriasis that lasted 2.5 years. It put me in the darkest place of my life. After I had my tonsils out, it went away for over 10 years. Until now. Woke up to legs covered in familiar spots and it’s escalating. Trying desperately to keep it together 😣

These mean fuckers really really hate themselves a trans person

The condition? Existing in 2025.

For real tho why isn’t the ozempic working on Elon?

Everyone on this site is talking about Traitors that I don’t recognise and I now realise they’re airing the UK and US seasons simultaneously. And to my US friends, please watch the UK Traitors! It’s far superior without the reality tv people!

Makes all the bullshit feel like schtick

Fucken weird