Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best
Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
I'm moonscrolling
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
From the Producers of THE EXPANSE SHOREH AGHDASHLOO READS THE PHONE BOOK WHILE WEARING FABULOUS OUTFITS Included in the image is Ms Aghdashloo in such an outfit, and two phonebooks
I'd watch. Six seasons and a movie.
"Oh damn! This season is the greater Wichita Yellow Pages!"
Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"
Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
A bunny with a flashlight sits in bed reading a book. It is night time, and other books are strewn around the floor of their room.
Daily bunny no.3284 is up late again
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
New to BlueSky, huh?
Something something "the holes left in peoples' souls when they surrender their ethnic identities to partake of the social and economic advantages of whiteness" something something "capitalism fills the chasms where heritage would go" something
I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
The largest cat you've ever seen.
I just realised you can do this:
boob | dood
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poop | qooq
We were crucified nearby… how often can you say that?
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky: Greg Pak thunder in brooklyn Susan Rinkunas thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes CHOAM: Spaceknight people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot
Look the feed made a poem
Picture of Whitehouse in "article" thumbnail from Gambling News Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event
Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.
beware the ides of march