There's definitely a continuum those three artists exist on. It's like Charlie Cox / Jake Johnson / Charlie Day, but as bands.

brb, starting a folk-pop project called asparakeet

Asparageese

My story exactly. Dad was a professor of nuclear physics at Kent State. I got free tuition, which that alone gave me a huge financial leg up (no student loans), I'm not exactly living the yacht life.

allbirds first mistake was not selling birds

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

The logo possibilities (or promo poster designs, whatever) are fun.

𝖭̶𝖤̶𝖯̶𝖮̶
OPEN
FEST

Also, consider this my submission for MESSMAKER to perform at said fest 🤘🏻

Might be nothing, but nepo spelled backwards is open

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

damn right. not about to waste my one question

tbh I have a lot of questions about this situation

This is the biggest AI tell for me - you can hide the Em dashes, but anyone using that format in 2026 is getting the side-eye

"Doing heavy lifting"

One of the better analogies I've seen for why AI slop feels so viscerally troubling.

I am IN

I'm sure there are lots of good answers in the comments already, but here's how I'd approach it:

A trapezoid can be broken into a rectangle + 2 right triangles. For a right triangle 12"x2.5", the pointiest angle is 11.768°.

Double that (23.5°), divide 360° by it = 15.32 pavers. Call it 15.

medusaglare › Artemis I| 7h @ Threads i thought i stopped caring about space. turns out I was just sick of SpaceX, not NASA. • 18.3K Q145 G807ł → 143

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

Peggys are pretty much always Margarets. (Source: my aunt Peggy)

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Spectacular images taken by the Artemis II crew of earthset and the eclipse. Just incredible. NASA posts them here and it’s free to access: images.nasa.gov

now I want signs 2 starring bruce campbell

second half of that sentence sounds like a tom waits lyric

Would a holy bladder be one blessed by a priest, or ice-tub taken from a Tijuana saint?

they’re allergic to holy water, so if you can bless the piss as it emerges, I think you’d be set

Jack White, Jack Black, and Marcello Hernández

Every man has had these three exact roommates

In a sharply worded statement released after Bondi's ouster, Rep. Robert Garcia, the gay ranking member on the House Oversight Committee, said Bondi "has been leading a White House cover-up of the Epstein files" and

Are you trying to tell me this member ranks gays?

🎶 I heard there was a secret gourd
That david grew, it could feed a horde
But you don’t really care for curcubits do you

I’ll take “the most boomer takes for $500”, please