OH MY GOD

Rex knows at least 3 different button mechanics now

I think that means he can play like. league of legends or smth

man that data is the new oil/toxic waste metaphor keeps paying out

"pivot to video", "pivot to blockchain", "pivot to AI", but what about "pivot to pivots"

OTOH, Eventbrite &co handle events 10x the size of FWA (with timed entry slot support!)

they've got their own limitations, but their UX/platform is designed for high spot load - carts have visible lease times, ticket transactions start earlier in the workflow, etc

my ire is that the same backend booking provider (WaitWhile) was used last year, with pretty disastrous outcome

Obviously SOME iteration was done (custom CSS? site embeds?) but stuff that materially affects experience (scaling, performance under heavy load, etc) doesn't seem to have improved

More than a little frustrated that FWA is continuing to use WaitWhile (this time as a site embed), even after all the scaling problems WW had last year

Cloudflare is returning HTTP 524 errors from myfwa.com, is the site cratering under the load?

"we will pioneer agentic AIOps"

sir, your org's """engineers""" think a OneDrive link starts with c:\users. your opinion is invalid.

my Fred-Meyer-clearance slippers are like 10yo now and are literally falling apart

surely _some_ furry artisan has made cute paw slippers... right?

"what's that fishy smell?" (takes out trash) "huh it's still there" (Puddle emerges) "sweet jesus"

also they can catastrophically explode when they go bad

holy shit spoiled watermelon smells VILE

(I never filed 2024 because my brain is paste)

mads mikkelsen "i am no longer mentally ill" meme but it reads "i am no longer delinquent on my taxes"

I’ll try to word it carefully:

LVFC is the best con in America. I’ve been to 40 cons and it’s the best one.

But

Please do not go if you are not generous in spirit, self-sufficient, and community-oriented. You’re wasting space in a beautiful thing if you go only looking to receive entertainment.

Ah-ha the FA is a furry lol

LVFC shoutout on the LAS->SEA plane home lmfaooooooo

This is what #LVFC felt like.

Thank y’all for a wonderful time!

🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

german

❓️

NOOOOOOO GRAY HAIR

The bazzite logo with colors and text in the style of the brazzers logo.

condolences, doggy 😞

Who am I seeing at LVFC? 👀

goblin

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