I would rather wear a shirt that says "punch me in the face"

Just sensually eating some little Caesars crazy bread. How is your 4/20 going?

Buc-ee's is the American car centric version of a major European train station

Wow I did not need to look at what is being posted with the tag I just used

My balls #goonerlife

I guess the money they get from the banks covers that. Or sponsorship money from pry bar manufacturers and lock pick set companies

It's my job to be the StarWars hater who only likes the original trilogy (despecialized) and Andor

Glup Shittos cousin

They made a third one ???? Goddamn I must be living under a rock. And not the Dwayne kind

Gooner game enjoyer

Taking naked pictures of myself and using the "magic eraser" tool to make me look like a Ken doll.

Damn, sorry your zenite got blowed up 😔

Halo 5 guardians teaser

I liked this version more

Your local theater

This would probably be really funny if I knew what that song sounded like

Definitely not an exhaustive list cause goddamn I only care about three of those

I think you just had a magic title for the video

I watched Platoon

This was the movie I picked to watch last night for Christmas

#25daysofcoasters #1 the Voyage at Holiday World in Santa Claus Indiana

#25daysofcoasters #2 stardust racers Pulsar (the green one) at universals epic universe

#25daysofcoasters #3 Stardust Racers Photon (the yellow one) at Universals Epic Universe

#25daysofcoasters #4 Wildcat's Revenge at Hershey Park

#25daysofcoasters #5 steel vengeance at Cedar point

#25daysofcoasters #6 Velocicoaster at Islands of Adventure

#25daysofcoasters #7 Kondaa at Walibi Belgium

#25daysofcoasters #8, iron gwazi at Busch gardens Tampa (image stolen from the BGT website because I don't have my own picture of this ride)

#25daysofcoasters correcting a mistake, #11 was supposed to be the coney Island cyclone at Luna park and #9 which is today was supposed to be legend

#25daysofcoasters #10 ride to happiness at Plopsaland Belgium