Ah, the old "the Mets were leading when I started my nap"

A favored activity on the old site is to see when Sarah Langs posts a "wheeee!" graphic and immediately look at the replies on the page of the losing team

Mid-season form

This mental health break brought to you by Polymarket! You bet your life! ™️

Doesn't even know it 🥲

It's been like this for many years now, but I end almost every phone call with my dad with, "Why is everyone so stupid?"

Wild, I was in college in this period and a big Ben and Jerry's consumer, but I have no memory of this flavor. I guess I was too busy with Americone Dream

This game could have been an email

Mr. Beast doing a Salesforce ad has convinced me to drink rat poison

"Oh, the ball is on the ground. Interesting"

Make Draye

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

The Germans are famous for their comic instinct, so you have nothing to worry about.

Throwback to when Johm Schuerholz openly admitted that the public financing of Truist Park would have failed if not kept secret.

a bald man is laying on the floor with his hand on his chin . ALT: a bald man is laying on the floor with his hand on his chin .

Live Hal Steinbrenner reaction:

👌 merry Christmas

Went with Thai for a slight change of pace this year. I think it still honors the holiday 😊

Tchotchke & The Lemon Twigs - "Tchotchkes" (Official Video) YouTube video by The Lemon Twigs

Merry Christmas from the time traveling rock-n-rollers

Thai food order has been placed. It's officially Jewish Christmas

Bing search result says David Wright has 3,920 career RBI

Meanwhile AI with another winner (correct number is 970)

Spotify Wrapped showing the Lemon Twigs as my top artist

It was a very Twig year

😵‍💫It's a nice wake-up call to remember that everything in the world has always been trash, not just since 2015

>As a teen, under the name “Livvy,” Nuzzi tried to launch a music career by releasing a MySpace single called “Jailbait.”

WHAT

A light in the darkness 😌

He's lurking ... waiting for your phone call

Guess this was too much to ask for 😒

He also had one season above 4 WAR his whole career (Ozzie Smith had 8 such seasons). Even if he was not an abuser, the case is still weak. I idolized him as a kid in the 1990s, but anyone submitting his name looks ridiculous

We're in violent agreement

My immediate snap judgment that Shohei was the mastermind behind Ippei was proven 100% correct!

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