Google says yellow-headed blackbird which seems on point.

2000 seat House of Representatives while they are at it.

It's never good when you check the box score and the back up catcher is in the wrong column.

When someone wants a spider caught, pointing out the "fact" that there is always a spider within 3 feet and at least we know where it is now is, in fact, not reassuring.

Ducks walking in the front yard means we've had enough rain?

I used to think the old rain-shortened game rules where a game would revert to the last completed inning was unfair, but I'm having second thoughts today.

Rec shift lead seemed annoyed with me using my construction pause I hadn't used yet to avoid paying for 10 days of closure.

Good. You should have just extended everyone. It's a construction cost and really just a deferral not an income loss.

Yep. Price looks a lot better divided by 8.

(MLB processed an unasked for refund)

I guess I got two games for free instead of one month for $19.99 when I signed up and canceled the Tigers TV through MLB app.

Prolly for the best. The hat thing they played when they couldn't sell ads gave me vertigo.

Add more g's as needed.

I remember when I had that really good month at work and got a $150,000,000.

Seriously fun contract- set McGonicle for life with his only risk that he could have made a lot more those last couple years.

That's better than most. When my wife gets them they say to pay the DMV.

Does the picture show someone weighing themself? Because they'd be a . . .

What if we interpret that image more like Khan and Chekov than Jesus and a leper? I mean, except Khan kind of had a legit beef.

Mrs. HighOPS and I tried a free Pilates class at the mall yesterday. I'm proud to say that despite my age it only hurts today when I stand, sit, or walk.

Satan is weak on crime.

Seriously though if you ask AI for "Vahalla F16 Fireworks Nurse Statue of Liberty Lincoln Memorial US Flag Two Eagles Toga Trump Fire Hand Sick Guy" you are going to get ""Vahalla F16 Fireworks Nurse Statue of Liberty Lincoln Memorial US Flag Two Eagles ..."

Where can I get a Peturia hat?

Why is there a demagorgon from Stranger Things flying in the middle?

So we are at war with Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Vatican City, and any country that exports oil through the Persian Gulf or imports oil from the Persian Gulf?

Congress must have been busy with all those declarations.

Today is safe for me as I did not rule a nation of 10 million through unfair elections and court manipulation for 16 years (as far as you all know).

This may be a travel log soon.

But, I know why I watched channel 50 in 1977, what was I going to do, stand up and turn the UHF dial 30 clicks?

I can never remember which remotes are LOS and which are wifi. It almost makes me want to get out of my chair.

The Lose It! app has a new AI that is recommending I drink beer more often because the total calories are lower on days I drink beer.

Well, not all AI is bad I guess.

The bad: Sausage served at Easter caused a gout flare

The good: Sausage is the wurst word play

All the old people in Livonia who grew up Downriver, use android phones, and are on Bluesky are dying right now.

What does Cedar Point in the 1980's have in common with Google now?

Gemini works about half the time.

July is probably better for weather at 5000 feet.