People on here will say anything. “I can’t believe the Mets lost.” Yes you can. That’s not true.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

saluting the ‘out of service’ train as it passes me on the bart platform without stopping.

rest easy, king.

🚇🫡

Pouring one out for Joey Gallo becoming a guy to remember

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

just got contacted out of the blue about applying for project architect role at a rival firm.

kinda weird.

i guess ill see where it goes?

rest in peace ‘sushirrito’

screen cap from sf DAHLIA website LIVE OR WORK IN SAN FRANCISCO PREFERENCE Up to 47 units 7588 applicants are on this list.

7588 applicant households for 47 units.

the scale at which we (as a state and society) need to build to end the housing crisis is really mind boggling.

hundreds and hundreds of projects at all scales, sizes, and affordability are needed. and we needed them yesterday.

*sitting on bart staring at a huge stack of shipping containers in the port of oakland*

i bet those things have seen a lot of nothing on the open ocean

what’s everyone carrying their lunch in nowadays?

final product with the addition of dried blueberries

granola on a baking sheet. buckwheat+rolled oats+pumpkin seeds+sunflower seeds+chia seeds+hemp seeds+maca root+coconut flakes+ cinnamon+peanut butter+brown sugar+maple syrup

had a hankering to make granola tonight

because it’s an exclusive club, they don’t just let anyone in

the penne opticon

this was the final product. rice + egg + crispy tofu + mushrooms and broccoli. not bad!

three eggs in a rice cooker

oh yeah we’re cooking now

attention babybel cheese corporation: you do NOT have to advertise that cheese has protein. i know it’s there, and it’s def not the reason im buying your product

whoa, no i haven’t. does it make the texture better/different? i get the super firm tofu and then press for an hour and then cut into cubes + season with whatever sauce i’m feeling usually a soy mirin mixture (tonight it was peanut oil+gochujang + corn starch + panko into the air fryer for 10 min)

i wasn’t expecting it, but a tofu press really changed the way i cook tofu (i do it more often)

how is this literally happening in real life

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

lol they’re $1000!!! range is 1 hour or 5 miles. my non ai powered boots get way better range than that.

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worse…ai powered skate shoes.

these are so stupid…should i buy them?

am i allowed to park anywhere if my hazards are on No, hazard lights (or "park anywhere" lights) do not give you legal permission to park anywhere. Activating them does not legalize illegal parking, such as in fire lanes, blocking traffic, in front of hydrants, or in designated no-parking zones. They are meant to signal a temporary emergency or breakdown, not to grant parking convenience. Key Considerations • Illegal Parking Remains Illegal: Using hazards while illegally parked or double-parking does not prevent a ticket or towing. • Hazard Light Purpose: Hazards are intended to warn others of a stopped or broken-down vehicle, not to justify stopping in prohibited

i begrudgingly gotta hand it to google ai for getting this correct. (park anywhere lights?? lol)

“i thought i was allowed to illegally park” is wild entitlement

of course. that’s how i get the deals. also it’s better than going inside to use a touch screen and get ignored. lol

i really should, but the meal for 2 online special is simply too good.

2 crunchwraps, 2 soft tacos, 2 bean burritos, 2 chips and nacho cheese(gross) for $13.50

Lots of people who did all the things they're supposed to do are dead

google map that says: Kroger Still the Thickest & Creamiest

???