the mole is buying a gravestone from the owl

americans think improv comedy is funny because they think the only alternative is american sitcoms

do you mean the country or the guy from ant man

yesterday I beat the new mgs delta on the hardest difficulty. super fun game! :)

give a guy ten bucks and they'll buy a fish. give them twenty bucks and they'll buy fishing lessons

do arrows really "fly" or are they just pushed with style

my music opinion is that all old music sounds like someone shouting over drunk people in a bar and all new music sounds like someone trying not to wake up their mum

it's Elmo, and he refers to himself in the third person... i.e. "Tickle Me, Elmo" which could mean that the structure is not valid for all non-elmo subjects (most subjects) which is frunked up for me.
then again, he never says me, so maybe that demonstrates that the quote is not coming from him.

guys I've been obsessed with the non standard grammatical structure "tickle me elmo" for years thinking it was a clever development of "Tickle Me" -Elmo as a title based on a quote from the subject. but I just realised...

ola (portal geese for hola)

the websites for telling you when school holiday is always just say when the term is, for "parents" or "students who actually go to school" - who gives a flip about them? normal people (me) just need a warning message for when everything is going to be loud and busy

in rimworld, sometimes unique items have special art drawn on them (it's random)

call of duty "killstreaks" have got to be the dumbest system i've ever heard of.
"if you're already winning the game, you get a button that automatically kills somebody at random"
wha?

if a poisonous and venomous snake bites itself does it die of either and which of first

"basically what we're gonna do is dance?" ... basically what we're gonna POO is PANTS !!!

eating a banana and randomly smacking a typewriter with my 99 friends ❤️

I then checked all the other season answer lists for the same format (lengths of each word in order) I could find just to make sure.
I'm not sure if I can brag about this work anywhere. LinkedIn maybe.
The solution was NOT Aardvark on Alabama and Albert.

Wheel of Fortune puzzle that doesn't yet read: "LIGHTING CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE"

I can't find a video of that episode online, but here is a screenshot from an episode 2 weeks later of what looks like the same woman with the same style of board (i assume they change the board and the hosts over the years)
Guess the "puzzle" in this screenshot:

I ran into the result "VISITING AN ANTIQUE CAR MUSEUM What Are You Doing? 11/15/16 #6482 R1" (not "Wax" museum).
That table row means: Episode 6482, Round 1, on 11/15/16 (american date format) which is a plausible lead.

Looking for sources I've found lists for each individual season with sources, and ran this regex ^\w{8}\W\w{2}\W\w{7}\W\w{3}\W\w{6}.*Doing.* on each one of those lists individually.

A list of answers with no sources gave me "Visiting an Antique Wax Museum". That's a possible answer for the letters, but I wanted to confirm that was actually the specific answer used in this episode.

Screenshot of a tweet of a Wheel of Fortune puzzle with all blank letters

I saw this post from @seanbaby.bsky.social and wanted to know what the original answer was. So I figured I would just look up all possible "Wheel of Fortune" answers until I found it.

why do they have horsey games and games where you customise cars and cyberpunk games but no games where you customise your horses with robolegs and flamethrowers

It's controversial: on one side people are calling it "disgusting", on the other side some people haven't seen it.

what does fried air even taste like

there aren't men's sports and women's sports, there's sports where men are afraid to lose to a woman and... apparently no other sports

my neighbours: "is this your baby?"
me, wanting to abandon my baby on a doorstep but too tired to walk very far: "...no..."

Any!
(that answer is wrong because as a human, I wouldn't live)

"Worried about Heart Failure"?
I'm currently celebrating Heart Success! "Bup bup Bup bup" etc, this freaking thing just keeps on going!

i wrote that tweet before i watched it and nobody hates him that much they just try and kill him a little bit