Very harsh call
Posts by Jake Heil
Tai Baribo is on pace for 85 goals. #DOOP
HOLY SHIT, the Philadelphia Eagles decided to REJECT the invitation to the White House, so I guess I'm an Eagles fan now.
FLY, EAGLES FLY! 🦅💪
Meh. Not bad
This is utterly terrifying to anyone who took even a single world history class in school.
Hope this mom makes a comeback with her videos like this:
I hate this fucking team. Idiots. Literally toddlers could run a football club better
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
It’s the murder eyes for me. That stare that tells anyone from the Philadelphia metropolitan area that if they fuck around with queer and trans people, they’ll find out. And if you think he won’t, he literally threatened to kill the Pittsburgh Penguin in his second tweet. #Flyers #NHL #Gritty #LGBT
Remember this day.
The last full day with a Democratic President.
We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
My all-time favorite!
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
Love this one- ans also Viticulture!
Homeboy stopped the wrong lady
(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
The same terrible band every year
As he should. With the corruption we'll all need to witness for the next 4 years, the least he can do is protect his son
A handsome tabby cat sitting on a stair ledge. He’s looking into the camera with his chin down and his eyes up. He wants to boop heads. #CatsOfBluesky
Joe wants boops
Right? Just bring up Westfield even - I think even he can push that 3rd outside back spot and is younger and probably cheaper
Sign on public storage building with lights burnt out in several letters, leaving “Public rage.”
I don’t think it will all fit in there.
Terraforming Mars!
Ahh yes... AI is definitely taking over the world
Definitely sand crab... it's nothing like a flea
Ernst and Sugardaddy have lost it. #SadDoop