Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

Legendary

Is this the one where he’s trying to hear the song again?

WEAPON WORLD /powerviolence, too 🤌

Relaxing, aka getting stoned and listening to grindcore

Happy Good Friday to Satan's weird demon baby from The Passion Of The Christ

Oh hey welcome to Wheeling 🤙

A payment plan for basic utilities hates to see me coming

In first, CIA acknowledges 1953 coup it backed to overthrow leader of Iran was undemocratic While other American officials have made similar remarks in the past, the acknowledgment by the CIA in a podcast about the agency’s history comes as much of its official history of the coup still rema...

I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.

AND I could just make this claim regardless and no one could disprove it unless they had smelling salts on them

My beige flag is I think I’d be able to smell smelling salts without flipping the fuck out and falling down and shit

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

Some upcoming rippers in West By God!

Grab tix: thecheapdates.org/shows

goddamn aesop leave some fables for the rest of us

Can’t wait for this! 🙌

Early King of the Hill episodes are so comforting

It feels like a Kennywood water ride outside

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

Ok but South Korea’s camo snowboarding pants go hard

I keep seeing authors getting duped by AI users pretending to be artists (and then sadly realising it when everyone calls their book AI slop).

These grifters are everywhere and I don't have a solution, but I have a few pointers:

My favorite question to ask at parties is ‘if you could build anything out of the microplastics in your body, what would it be?’

Do you want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap, or do you want them done right? Hit me up when you're ready to take things more seriously

The doomsday clock people always look so comically disappointed, like “we tried to tell y’all, smh”

And I don’t even need to be specific! Take your pick of man made horrors

Really cool species we belong to here, y’all, just truly incredible

I got addicted to playing chess on my phone for a day. I’m ok now though