We call this move the Tipped-over Boston Dynamics Robot

They heard me talking shit

Local Denver NBC affiliate has still not switched over to Nuggets/Wolves and I'm being soooo normal about it

Called up to the big leagues, congrats

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

"Episodes I'm currently listening to are getting archived when I pause them even though my auto-archive settings should prevent that"

"Wow, that shouldn't be happening! Have you checked your auto-archive settings?"

Trying to get support for a bug in the podcast app I use and their process is very clearly just running bug reports through AI and spitting out generic troubleshooting instructions, which is a fun new layer on the Assume The User Is An Idiot approach

Welcome back, you were missed

There's a war on for your mind.

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

The only other time I've come close due to events within my control was when I realized that London Stansted airport is not, in fact, in London proper but is actually an hour's train ride north and I got to spend a panicked morning designing a public transportation Rube Goldberg to get there

The fact that I don't still lord this over her 15 years later is an act of superhuman magnanimity

I've missed one: early flight out of DFW, my now-wife woke up late and hadn't fully packed the night before. We had to take a later one, missed our connection and spent the night in a gross motel in Miami instead of drinking on the beach in Jamaica. I'm never missing another one as long as I live.

Haha well at least it's a high-concept kind of silly

She was watching the one where his wife is part of some survivalist group and was trying to reach him by radio? Idk, zero context.

Sterling K Brown and the Colorado references had me intrigued before they dropped this

You did it. You managed to make the world's corniest song even cornier somehow. Astounding.

Wife is watching Paradise and I'm cracking up at their use of some wispy, sad female vocal rendition of Mr Jones

Yeah, Powerwash is the ultimate "turn my brain fully off and listen to podcasts" experience. It's zen-adjacent for me.

The latest one everyone's going nuts for is a video store peon simulator.

I do play games that can best be described as chore simulators but at least they're usually up front about setting that expectation

Walk right. Do some dull Arkham-style combat against a group of bad guys. Walk right some more. Do a tedious stealth sequence. Walk right even more. Solve a "puzzle" (push a crate). I'm not even out of the prologue yet and I'm bored out of my mind.

Promotional art for Replaced (2026). A cyberpunk-style image of a man standing on a train being targeted by group of flying vehicles, inset within an illustration of a long-haired scruffy guy

Annoyed that a game that looks as good as this does is boring as hell

A silver Toyota Corolla with the Massachusetts plate BONO

I often think about how Bono parked his Corolla at the Malden ice rink.

Ok what is happening. Knock it off.

A guy at our show last night told us he became a fan after seeing us at a fest in Texas four years ago and just happened to see our name on the sign while driving by Hi-Dive last night. He's in town for work from Toronto and just randomly stumbled on it. Pretty cool?

♥️ Hope you guys are holding up ok

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

You're a pathetic worm

Bill Maher looking more stupidified than usual, his jaw drooped open

My reaction to that information

Bill Simmons' theory on this is that it would be an open invitation for people at games to distract/heckle/injure players or otherwise influence outcomes to goose their prop bets and that's not a line the leagues are willing to cross (yet)