Received my first ever subpoena how exciting

I imagine it'd have some beneficial effect going straight down the pipe in a large enough quantity

So sorry to hear.

In my temporary HR role I get to send vague emails inviting people for a quick chat

Given ny new financial situation I'm feeling a lot more confident about being able to move to the city next year. The state of the market was pretty scary(so let's build ffs)

Safe to say the new regime is working out very well for me.

Just got another raise on top of what I already got when I signed on. So in total my salary has gone up 31.41% since October, my 401k match has doubled, my insurance is 40% cheaper premium wise and 9x cheaper on the deductible. And I'm in line for a bunch of bonuses and profit sharing eventually 1/2

Got to give 4 people raises today this management shit is easy. Also getting a bonus on Friday so that's cool.

Holy shit Pogačar actually fucking did it. Did not think it was possible especially with this year's weather forecast.

This lady tasked with helping me work through a customer's quite burdensome ownership change registration process called a Polish friend to make sure she could pronounce my name perfectly before she called me to talk about it. Made my whole day hearing that.

Finally warm enough for the sensitive little snowflake to bike (he just got his permit so he doesn't have a car)

Brother: At some point this week can you check out my bike Me: Don't have a library card

When the Trump supporting brother wants a favor

Do they guarantee the blood is Republican?

Lol I did not. Just stretches and rest. Unless ice skating did a few times this winter did something

5 for me except on slick surfaces

Did a little bit over 24 miles yesterday and my knees don't hurt at all which is very encouraging

Very high probability Turkey joins the conflict now

Just learned that my youngest brother is 5'10 and yet only weighs 124.8 lbs 🤯 I knew he had basically no muscle but damn.

It's that time of year when I gotta figure out wtf I'm doing with my hair so I'm open to suggestions

I'm going to have to start taking a cut of our IT provider's bill. 2nd time I've figured out what the problem affecting multiple users was before they could just needed them to implement the fix because I don't have the admin password.

New president approved my PTO request within 30 seconds of me submitting it, I could get used to this

The company that purchased us uses Quickbooks so I'll be learning that soon so I can cover for their accountants. But here we can print checks directly out of our ERP software

Could get away without a W9 for now wouldn't need it until next tax season. And payment can be made via check.

Didn't know you had a similar job to me cool

Trying to give FedEx thousands of dollars for a Next Flight shipment to Puerto Rico but they are making it incredibly difficult

We have people in place at the moment but I'll keep that in mind for if someone doesn't work out or if we expand soon

A lot of turnover here lately from people not realizing a new regime means new standards and ways of handling things.

Guy at work just called his female supervisor a stupid bitch and is currently being fired which is a welcome departure from how the previous management handled things like this.

In some personal news today is my first day being solely responsible for the company financials as my supervisor retired yesterday.

I would have preferred "asshole" the current one just feels so Karen like