Please

Amazing

I dont know if you're ready to see this.

The Gooner Manifesto has 5 slogan:
1. "The Time Left"
2. "The Seed Of Disobedience"
3. "The Mantra Of Stupidity"
4. "The Energy Drain"
5. "The Core Philosophy"

Hope you will enjoy this.
Tips for graphics and translations are welcome.
#gooncaption #gooner

Repost if you agree:

Fuck fitness.
More flab.

I do owe it to myself

Goon caption featuring a white canine boy wearing a black hoodie and stroking his cock with a fleshlight while laying in bed. He is cumming all over himself. The text reads from top left to bottom right: "Gooning is the best thing you can do with your time!", "Stroke your cock to yiff porn", "Cum on yourself like a good dirty gooner", "Why go outside?", "Stay in your room and goon", "forget your responsibilities" and "You owe it to yourself to pleasure yourself". The entire image is overlayed by translucent repeatings of "Goon" in rows from bottom left to top right.

Don't get any ideas now gooner! You don't need responsibilities, what you need are hours of porn fueled sloppy handsex!!! 💖

Stay inside, worship porn, pump harder, longer, more more more!! Don't hold back a single bit, you deserve pleasure 💞

🎨: @/noxavious
📝: IWannaBeAToy1984

Repost this if you are a porn addicted chronic compulsive masturbator. Let’s find each other and connect with more addicts 😈

STONER CAMP ON BLUESKY???

Drain your brain. Edge to ass.

The more you smoke the Dumber you get, stoner gooner. Smoke, stroke, edge. Take a hit and smoke your brain away. 🧠

Toke up, #DumbDown and edge yourself stupid, #stoner #gooner

So hot