A few strokes with this puppy and my own mother wouldn’t recognize me!

My dentist…? Maybe! 🤣

Headline: Sora Losers

i have a little house all by myself on the moon :)

it’s friday

“What is this referencing? What game has engineer, thief and cleric classes?”

Bowling, if it had classes. Already said that.

The best class in bowling would probably be engineer. After upgrading you could control the pin setter machine and just knock over the pins with that remotely.

Worst class would probably be thief or cleric.

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Woke yodas pronouns are him/he 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I also love yks. I am not convinced jf and db are friends, however

Good movies but they never explained who the lord of the rings was. Might as well be me, then, I guess!!

Plans for da weekend

Funny and quaint that BlueSky sends you to a separate Google Translate tab when you press the translate button.

Has the energy of a passive aggressive redditor in a hobby subreddit when a noob asks an obvious question. “Hmm, let me google that for you 🙄”

Witching Hour 72 (658)

Definitely looks like “home boy”. All characters comprising the phrase reoccur throughout the letter and are written in the same way, so it’s unlikely it’s another phrase a few letters off.

(Going off of guidelines for transcription from the US National Archives)

Bought Mewgenics bc I’m a huge fan of Isaac, but I didn’t anticipate it clicking with me on the same way.

Steam says I clocked 9 hours of play in the first day. What the fuck

concept art of kama-kama, a green praying mantis robot from Sonic the Hedgehog CD

concept art of a green antlion robot from Sonic the Hedgehog CD

concept art of hotaru, literally "firefly", a robotic firefly from Sonic the Hedgehog CD with a lightbulb for an abdomen

concept art of mecha-bu, a mostly blue colored robotic beetle with a circular saw on the end of its horn

Sonic CD has the most wonderful and stylish enemies of all time. I want to pick them all up and take them home

Loving Outlook’s new Pedant feature! Thank you for constantly criticizing my writing for not sounding like a college admissions essay!

Kentucky Jelly

A little portable stove, the Croak Pot 🍲

(Opening line in an alternate history where Fahrenheit 451 is about guys jacking off on books to ruin them)

“It was a pleasure to cum.”

IMO it’s misery porn, similar to Joker.

I made up this guy that everything bad in the world happens to, plus his apartment stinks. Does that make you sad?

All-time funniest and dumbest response to “How’s that boot taste?”

“My reply is simply, ‘It tastes like freedom.’”

Mr. Hunting Dog: Nice to meet you. Yes, Im a talking dog. The names Mr. Hunting Dog. You?

Mr. Quackenbush: Quackenbush.

Mr. Hunting Dog: Well you better go get it!

A little late but I wanted to give a shout out to Ashli Babbit’s coworkers, who made a touching tribute video to her this year.

She will always be remembered by the staff of The Factory that Installs Screen Doors on Submarines ❤️

If adobes products worked they would be sooo clutch

Apples to Apples, dust to dust

Microfiche? Uhh, I think you mean plankton?

I drew a scene conspicuously absent from ALL Mario games: Mario praying for Princess Peach’s safety before beginning his adventure.

Ignore the dogs ass that is part of a diffrent picture

Instantly domed after my phone’s flashlight goes off.
The administration insists I was using a Directed Energy Weapon, which is repeated uncritically on CBS’s “Nationalism Corner”

Batman 147 (161)

A 1986 Japanese guide on how to program using the Family BASIC software for the Famicom features many cute illustrations of Mario and Pauline (known as "Lady" in Japan at the time).