Winner going to have to go to IKEA for new shelving 😆

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And here you'd think they'd be getting all that Vtuber colab money

Trying to reach my writing goal this year includes a spreadsheet of alternate names for body parts. Remember folks, you have to EARN the really dirty words. #romantasy

That's like a full month of rent amount of money 👀

If I have kids, I'm going to need them to play Halo if only for the reason that driving a warthog taught me how to drive on snow.

Double-layered cake

Unboxing The Three Ages, the huge new custom hip toy provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social! I love choose-your-own adventures 🤤

Check it out US: onahole.com/thethreeages...
Check it out EU: motsutoys.com/thethreeages...

#onahole #malesextoy #onboxing

I spent way too long making this to have it just sit on a page on my website.

Full review on this fun hip toy I received from @motsutoys.bsky.social found here: www.apparitionreviews.com/toyreviews/s...

#onahole #sextoy #malesextoy #onahole

I've thought about doing a review because "the clicks" and "the CEO" but they don't even seem that popular, tbh.

First BlueSky post! Working on some reviews. Have a preview image.

#sextoy #malesextoy #onahole