As the owner of a bad dog, Superman made me feel very seen.

I believe this is correct

Does he play Cole Trickle Jr

Bravo

I’ve been bald for years and it basically still shocks me when I see my reflection.

The exercise that cannot be named

Shockingly, no

Quick, I need to figure out a way to make myself useful in the apocalypse.

Rucking would be more popular if its name weren’t stupid and embarrassing.

There is a mission late in Death Stranding 2 where you have to climb over an entire snowy mountain with no help. I discovered the easiest way to do this is to delete the game.

Aziz Ansari is offering a glimpse back to an era where Keanu Reeves occasionally gives bad performances. Nostalgia bait.

Dinos just pooping everywhere.

Is this the one with the race cars or the roller coaster?

You know, I see those little arms and can just hear the Scott Wampler jokes.

I was thinking of getting a job in the video game industry what do you guys think

High bar

Death Stranding 2: real power is taking an actor you adore and making them look like the worst actor on earth. All hail Kojima.

If you are an actor and you’re not on TV’s greatest comedy THE BEAR, you must feel like a real piece of shit failure.

Yikes. Hitting up Bluesky after work was a mistake.

I wonder if it’s possible to just not know any news. Like I’ll maybe hear a thing or two from my dad or co-workers and they themselves only recall half the headline.

I don’t watch a lot of movies these days.

My top ten films of 2024 are all Trap unless Nosferatu also came out in 2024, in which case it is Trap nine times and then Nosferatu.

Yeah I was raised to not do that

I gave that one a shot but couldn’t make heads or tails of it. These online games really perplex me!

All
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache

The first two books were worse. The trilogy was a gift and I am determined to finish it!

I’m now on page 828 and a few things have happened.

Very interested in this film where Superman appears to get his ass kicked a lot.

Fortnite? Not for me!

Do you build stuff?