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The Saturday Times - Health & Wellness

FDA recall on "Uncle" Headache Medication - contains opium-derived ingredients and unsafe levels of kava and valerian root

Ad: WE WILL MAKE YOUR HEADACHE SCREAM "UNCLE!!!"

I think if I saw tasks that I needed to do as urgently blinking lights on my HUD then my ADHD would be permanently cured

Every corner of the web has been so infected that I'm reading more books, because I might as well spend an hour reading things that I know were written by someone who cared and are at least going to be interesting

toilet paper was just the patch

after windows 11 they're gonna make it windows 17. that'll teach ya a thing or two about Assuming

Wasn't going to reply but now I have to just to officially get on the Nerd List

how pat sajak takes his medicine

Idk about everyone else but I pressed like because it looks like if that tree was made of butter

ok

this is my idea for the bowling pin if bowling was a REAL sport and not a fake sport for infants and small children

i drew this trapezoid if it was cool as hell

You havent drawn a proper Trapezoid in HOW long? How come?

did you find it yet?

you can now email me: splat@packtion.motorcycles

Photo I took attempting to capture the feeling of finding a penny on the ground

If you ever see this nefarious stranger out and about screaming at people and generally just giving off a weird vibe. just know. it's the real me.

question for people people in college for graphic design or knows graphic designers: is there anybody like "oh yeah, that's the kind of designer that's not afraid to just type the words 'ninja font' into google"

t shirt that says:
"do you know why it was called the D.A.R.E program????? because...it was the opposite of THE T.R.U.T.H!!!"
pants that say:
LEVI'S

simple black screen, purple outline of a fish bowl, light outline of water up the top of the bowl, light blue fish swimming down the bottom of the bowl and below printed on the bottom rim: thank you and goodbye !

magazine screenshot, chip, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/chip...

@packtion.bsky.social dr strain dying in a glue trap

Character I used to imagine when I was very young when I would look at the Atlantic ocean. I would try and fail to draw it because it was way before my motor skills really developed, so I always said I would draw it when I'm older. Literally babies first OC

The aliens said "can you guys be chill about this?" and we were like "uhh.....idk actually. They're probably gonna want to study you or kill you or something" so we filmed it on the aliens movie set (ties up the technological loopholes) and got sent home with the footage

Assorted packtions

"MY LIFE ISN'T FALLING APART! MY LIFE IS FALLING *OUT* OF APART, BACK *INTO* TOGETHER!!!"

Costco - cheese we made by emulsifying DJ Akademiks
12oz: $8
24oz: $14
1 whole wheel: $113.78

$1,000 or dinner with Ringo Star

Loving all of the support for my new single "Fraud Icosahedron". Thank you all for the kind words. Had a good idea for my next song: 5 Triangle 1 Drumstick. Thoughts?

website name: the-pob.xxx
website tagline: the porn is on the pob

thank you so much. okay. i think im ready now!