My dad has been dead almost fifteen years but I take comfort in knowing that he’s as proud of me as he’s ever been

In an agricultural setting, statistically it only takes 2% rotten apples in a barrel to ruin the whole damn thing.
So stop telling me about the other 98% of cops.

This is your grandma’s recipe? Wow. It really sucks,

When you die, they'll fight over the things you bought, and throw all the things you made in the trash.

i think we should let instead be two words again sometimes, it deserves it

I have tried living "in the moment;" I would like to select a different, funner moment

Mess with the best,
french fried math test.

whenever i am considering posting questionable content, i always ask myself this: “will this upset the four or five followers that actually respect me?”

A board game where you connect major declines in civil society to the recent Supreme Court rulings that enabled them.

Let's make a pact to chill for now but if this ancient evil is still here in 20 years, we will work on it.

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

B&W pic of a guy in a suit riding a bike with what appears to be two white sphere-like metal tires and surrounded by smaller white spheres at handlebar height.

Amphibious bicycle article...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibi...

Help! The Frog Wizard ain't helping anymore!

As per wiki - Drais's dandy horse, called Draisine in German - it's uh...a lady in tights on a proto-bike which appears ya just kinda' push along with your feet to move forward.

So this is a bike like - designed to ride on railroad tracks. Two wheels like a regular bike - to be upright on one rail - and an outrigger with one wheel, which would stabilize the conveyance on the opposite rail.

related - Draisine
"Later, the name draisine came to be applied only to the invention used on rails and was extended to similar vehicles, even when not human-powered."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draisine

Is there anything more fucking worthless than when a company gives you "points" I'm so tired of all these points

I busy modern man, I’m not waiting on my pizza rolls to cool. I will bite them and suck air like an idiot, it’s call be efficient.

#grindset

I refuse to turn into my father. My father should turn into me.

My truck is so old the cup holders only fit a beer bottle.

but like what are we even doing

if I knew hot people could still feel depressed and unloved I would have chosen to be smart instead

the note at the bottom is fantastic

doombops
what about mouthwash
title of the song
the ballad Of tommy & joey

until you have been caught outside for hours, nowhere to pee, doing the peepee dance like a nitwit, you cannot possibly appreciate my Pee Before You Leave™ way of life.

I feel extra disappointed in myself when I silently read something as a spoonerism

hello i guess i am alive and capable of communicating through the use of language and obscene hand gestures

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

(looked online for an old picture of superman punching bigots & found articles instead)

apparently in the wake of that the superman radio show also materially harmed the kkk after a guy who'd infiltrated them pitched the idea to the producers to make them the new villains & platform a wider release of intel he gathered

I wish I could now attach this thread w my other that I have about my experience at this hospital! since being home I looked at the yelp reviews bc of the complete hell that I went through. asking for reviews is a bold move. I want to get this place shut down.