VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

Oh I absolutely would

Artwork featuring a standing central female figure in long dress created in a stylised way with intersecting lines and colours

The work of Margaret Macdonald Mackintosh (1866-1933) of the Glasgow School, who pushed the boundaries of Art Nouveau #WomensArt

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

lower decks I miss you

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

just say you want watch something else, babe!

Literally everyone who watches Taskmaster thinks it's both comfortingly familiar and manages to create 10 solid episodes of telly regardless of the cast. Baffling.

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

Tonight's #Taskmaster was an interesting experience for my kittens. Until now they'd been blissfully ignorant as to the existence of bagpipes.

heated chivalry

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

An action figure of Jessica Fletcher from the tv show Murder She Wrote.

My sister got me the greatest birthday present ever!

Omg I was just wondering about this movie yesterday

Go play Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered and have your brain chemistry forever altered by one of the best sci-fi stories of all time

#GO3spoilers

I HAVE MISSED THEM SO MUCH 😭

Aaahhhhh!!! #GoodOmens3 #GO3Spoilers

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

How long have you all been using the word 'mogging' as if it was well-established in our language? When was someone going to write me a letter to let me know?

'So much for the tolerant left'

A meme that with the headliner: "T. Kingfisher Writing a Book", and below it it "I am going to put that sensible middle aged woman in a situation."

With sincere apologies to @tkingfisher.com.

The Daily Star front page with Grandad Dementia's AI post of himself as Jesus, the subheading 'Trump backs down in Pope row' and the main headline "You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy"

Honestly makes you proud to be British.

Epic Games Store Employees: People Only Came for Free Games, Then Returned to Steam Epic Games launched its Epic Games Store in 2018 to challenge the dominance of Valve's Steam platform in the PC gaming space. Known for its promotions and free games, the storefront has attracted a la...

No shit Sherlock

Italian government to Trump…

it's hard to get retractions to stick because you can't un-have an emotion. a lot of people developed angry feelings for Chappell Roan over this, and now that they know she didn't actually do it they're even MORE angry at her because they resent being told they repeated wrong information

So angry because I SAW the usual suspects lining up to punish someone successful for getting too big for their pink cowboy boots...