They hate me for being too normal

Where’s the place that girls go to be celebrated for dressing like a 90s skater

Elon Musk and Donald Trump have laid an evil egg somewhere in the white house. And prophecy states it will hatch in 268 days.

IM BEING HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF BIGFOOT

*suckles at your teat*

Haby Birtdoy to me

Some meals are so breakfastine

having a beautiful two-course meal (dry food followed by wet food)

God cursed me with being a beautiful woman

Which one of the 7 dwarves is meant to be the hot one

Strongly agree

People often appear disturbed by my appearance

Smells like peapy

I'm in Bigfoot's Nest and I need help!

If you’re not in 2025 yet then go to hell

Caught the cat glancing at the clock… don’t love the idea he’s learned to tell time

Wiggling around in a vaguely similar way to the work out video

Got the tree up bare this year

I needed to recover from New Year’s Eve apparently

Really nailed the expression though

I was 10 years old

Let the spirit of the piñata flow through you

They’re beating me with sticks again

RIP Mr Bean

Anyone know what neuter mean? time sensitive at the vets rn

Hmm the reaction doesn’t seem to be quite what I expected… a lot of yelling happening… can’t be sure if it’s related to my good deed

Guess who just peed outside their box :D

On the naughty list for biting the vet…

I only get 3 cans of my stinky goop a day and I HATE my stupid kibble so I just fling it everywhere

Stupid family never feeds me their table scraps. Didn’t realise everyone was on wartime rations in this house…