Uncle Sam had a great cheating song with I Don't Ever Want To See You Again but that cat was hurt. Sounded like he was singing directly into a shotgun

Support me while I bullshit

what’s worse is having to be reminded of your lines….its already some bullshit and now EYE gotta remind you to pretend to be concerned?

The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.

maybe it’s the shock that I actually left but I feel good about it right now.

I’m back to mainly posting about books and stuff because honestly…things are shit. Idk, read what the fuck you can y’all.

I want to take my son to the zoo but it’s hot and I don’t think he’d really enjoy it.

Watching my son dance is so funny. He be swanging these lil hips 😭

Tell your kids to get in the shower. My goodness these teenagers stink.

Whether I accept the apology or not, you do me wrong I fully expect you to kiss my ass.

Reminder a child is gonna drag you for many things, being gay will never be one of them 😭

Niece asked why I never kiss girls, I told her I liked boys and this lil demon gon say

“I ain’t seen no boys either though!” 😭😭 double homicide

Talked about this on the bird app but U-Haul really will give you a 30ft truck with no training and nary a CDL and say You Got This

Self aware to know I’m not okay mentally and I need to do therapy and commit to it

A lot of shit I do is because of what I’ve been through
No it not okay nor an excuse but younger me would disappoint in some of my ways

I wouldn’t have these ways if things didn’t happen to me but ig it’s my life

it rains every day during the summer in Tampa, why does this weather shock me?

I should have bought a case of those blunts when they offered

They’ve discontinued the blunts that I use. I’m so sad

I’m so annoyed & everybody ugly.

feeling down when the weather is warm just feels wrong.

UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens

NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens

UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported

One thing I’ma do is let you go.

Ain’t no “let’s talk about it” again and again. Have a nice one.

I immediately changed my mind as soon as I told people.

We having people at the house tomorrow. I gotta cook all this food 😩😩

I’ve been grabbing creamer from the gas station because I’m too lazy to go to the grocery store.

Reporters need to stop showing up at the White House.

wfh has blessed me so much.

It makes me feel good to wake up and cook breakfast for my kids before I take them to school. It’s really a privilege everybody doesn’t get.

My first ever celebrity childhood crush is still fine. I am very proud of myself. 🥰🥰

I snuck to insomnia cookies today and definitely got what I deserved for going…

I ain’t got no business being in this store smh