I thought this was going to be another reactive situation as Al Franken's was in MN😔, and clearly it is not. Now worried that the June jungle primary in California doesn't yield two terrible R candidates since there are so many Ds in the race. Our state would change dramatically in its protections.
Swalwell is not the problem here.
MOOD
Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
A small gray crested bird with a fluffy white chest looks straight at the camera looking extremely fierce.
Judgy Tufted Titmouse says “what the hell are you humans even doing?”
#birds #TitmouseTuesday 🌿
John Waters never disappoints
Socks on the beach.
Same. Nothing says "spring has sprung" more than freshly churned lung butter.
Coffee up 26% isn't doing me any favors, either.
If you listen closely, you can hear his brain melting out of his ears.
With a speculum.
At this point, I'll try just about anything.
Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.
Yub Nub, She Wrote
Will there ever be a service that markets themselves in the way that they know we don't need or want A.I. added to their service?
Just asking for a society.
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
If you're in a city under seige by ICE, and you'd like a stack of 25-50 posters to distribute, message assistant@mollycrabapple.com and we will hook you up
No.
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
I'm looking forward to the day when we don't see absolutely every headline beginning with "Trump threatens..."
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
Ugh, I came here to see if it had survived the fire. I moved away from Sonoma County in 2015. Fountaingrove was hit particularly hard as most of northern SR did.
a poorly drawn cat lying down just like the great sphinx
a tabby cat lying on a wooden floor in a sphinx pose, with its front paws neatly tucked under its chest
the great sphinx
Our modern world has become a fear factory running at full capacity. Every time we unlock our phones, we're opening a Pandora's box of catastrophes, controversies, and crises — each one algorithmically curated to seize our attention by the throat.
Everyday: KEEP CLEAR OF ME
Occasional: I HAVE SOMETHING TO COMMUNICATE
Perennial: NO MEANING
One knife. Clean it off in between on the bread.
Two knives? Who am I, Princess Fancypants?
A photo of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in Minneapolis holding a sign that says “FUCK ICE.”
Minnesota nice (except for ICE).
Minutemen's Post-Mersh Vol. 2: containing "Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat" and "Project Mersh"
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
Trump thinks?
