What happened to Jillian Michaels, damn. All that to lock down some mid pussy

I came into The Circle with a YEAST INFECTION!!! #LetsGetThisBread 🍞

episode 021

You're a BOMBOCLAAAT, mister grinch

A thread of three skeets: Tequila Sunset: James Balls John Pettus: This is the energy that I have seen on Blue Sky that l've never seen anywhere else. Pure trolling, and engaged in by a HUGE number of users. Not productive. Not civil. Not entertaining, except in the way a crowd of kids is entertained by a bully. Tequila: John Penis

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It's that second verse of Bulls On Parade

Devilled Eggs I cannot begin to tell you how good these are. There’s not much that can get me squeezing a fancy-nozzled icing bag, but I can’t get enough of these — and nor can those I make them for. Yes, they are ...

🐣My message is short and to the point: Devilled Eggs are #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/devi...

This anti-war PSA that aired during the Vietnam War. Its message is sadly still very relevant today.

I feel like there are plenty of awards for arseholes, maybe he will get one of those

its blacks usually, with this kind of person. Maybe browns, but definitely blacks

Zooey Deschanel iPhone 4S/Siri commercial (HD) YouTube video by televisionpromos

14 years ago we all clowned on this commercial where Zooey Deschanel talked to Siri like an alien cautiously exploring the spoken word for the first time and now everyone with an MBA just does a grindset version of this full time.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Comrade Josh out here tagging property

Joe Rogan? More like Bro Slogan (derogatory)

“It belongs in a museum!” oh does it? the big box where if you look into it your skin melts all off your head and your body turns into a skeleton? you think that would make a fun exhibit to put next to the gift shop? at our museum where kids go?

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

Preminder: like Iraq, like Gaza, in the words of Omar El Akkad, "One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This."

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.