Hot Take:
Dead By Daylight would be fixed if it stopped adding SEX and banned anyone from streaming it.

Explaining Wesker to someone whos never played Resident Evil:

"So theres this sill guy right? And he created a virus to make humans evolve and become superstrong kinda like superheros...but sometimes it kills people and makes them into zombies.

Hes really just trying to help everyone yknow?"

Love these cute lil thanks
My ice dont melt 😭

a picture of a man with a helmet and the words good morning ALT: a picture of a man with a helmet and the words good morning

Can't tell if tmj or caffiene withdrawal headache...but either way someone take my jaw and give me Raidens

Boy

I was yesterday years old when I figured out what spells the Mushrooms are asking for.

Who else like the 👊👁👄👁👊 mons. They aight I guess 🤙
Requoteo yours if you even know pokemon ♻️

Alert the press - no wait! Alert @yammibammi.bsky.social

"It looked like a chicken nugget. It was long and thick...like the 90s. But it wasnt. It said Aardvark."
-my wife

I love choking on cinnamon what'd ya get

B-but...were synced up

Pokemon needs to stop making "streamer" characters. Iono was alright but Canari is stupid as hell. I want her neck snapped

Pokemon ZA; not so bad. Its actually fast paced and enjoyable. Its oddly satisfying and runs well on my OLED switch 1.

Get it and fight me

Nintendo/Pokèmon be like: "Cease and Desist! NOW!"

Everyone on tiktok that one time: Uses Driftveil City track SOOO much kids have no idea where its from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I always thought these were puzzle answers... these are your attempts??

Alright serious post: ignore last one

Anyone who plays MH Wilds wanna join my Lagiacrus Gem farm? Dunno when Ill be on but sometime today later afternoon or tomorrow midday-ish

I could really go for a cookie from K-mart rn

Today years old when I found out Mystique is Nightcrawlers mother

Okay

🫡

My wife pointed out everytime I post I gatekeep. This may be true but Im also very correct

To anyone who is saying Chestnaughts mega is cool:

No you're not allowed to use him if you picked Greninja playing X/Y or if you never gave Chespin a second thought.

His mega is literally the same but different colors and he uses his pauldrons as weapons

What about Elden Ring Spirits and Summoner in FF? OhNooOoOO

🗡's u

YT brainrot is telling me to play Snake Eater (Delta) but lowkey I think Id rather play the original 🙃

Shout out to anyone named Barnabas or Barnaby. Sounds like a Pokémon ass name 👌

Hi

Its that time of year gang...
🎃+🍑=☠️

I kmow those words ☝️☝️☝️☝️