TFW when your other ride is this 😏

Definitely an effective "divide and conquer" strategy for them

Well something need to be done about that, then! 😉

From the book "Worship And Pray" Chapter 4, verses 1 through 3.

Do it!!! (Also selfishly: offer some distance options 😉)

Oh no!!! How will you ever recover from this? 😈

🎵 "don't want no city boy scared of the bush"

Happy #FCF

*Alyssa Edwards Voice* "Beef!"

I've seen plenty of hairy straight men running about! The general public doesn't always know what's good for them 😂

It's called balance

We made it through about 45 seconds

I see multiple positions you're in. That's proof of versatility

Seriously, every single time I tell a white girl my birthday from now on I'm going to hear "omg like her wedding anniversary?!"

This mornings conversation:
@mermaidmanx.bsky.social: "you know how I know you two are kindred spirits?"
Me: "she's literally stealing my birthday"
Mmx: "she sings a lot about people ruining her birthday"
Me: "I'm sorry that I have been personally victimized by Taylor Allison Swift!" 😂

Since breakfast is the most important meal of the day, here was mine! 😈

Ginger man showering. The sun makes an interesting glare

Ready to hit the showers this Tuesday am?

#tummytuesday

Slayyyter really said "I'm getting on the damn boy aquarium if it's the last thing I do" with Gas Station

A man sitting naked in a red velvet chair

In celebration of Good Friday, here's an FCF from my hotel room that was previously a monastery in Italy 🙏🏼😉

#FCF

Good (fc) Friday

"April spray (yours) makes our May gay!" Or however the saying goes!

Happy April Fools!

"April spray (yours) makes our May gay!" Or however the saying goes!

Happy April Fools!

Fat Boy Friday

How you doin over there? There was a certain "Chain Collar Leash" that I think needs me at one end and a good boy at the other soon 😉

Fat man holding his cock

Happy #FCF and Robyn/Slayyyter release day to all those who celebrate!

A man with brown cropped hair and a long brown beard standing in his underwear flexing.

I went to the gym twice this week! Please clap.

Honestly Wet Like, Smoochie Girl, and Itty Bitty are S tier Ashnikko

Cage stays on tho. Maybe after a few rounds I'll think about unlocking it.

Real talk spring for the oxballs one with the strap behind the head

Have you wanted it or something similar for 6 months?

That's my personal metric that I've found usually means I won't regret a body modification, do it.

He shoots!.... He scores!!!!