Crazy to think that Haruhi was over ten years ago

like half my friends for some reason

“everyone has scabies” is really not the turn I expected 2026 to take

the testimonials really sell it imo. I’d definitely read at least the entire thing

hiii circe how's this going for you :)

this is in the waiting room for my doctor, to be clear

I haven’t wanted to leave a room so quickly in ages

this woman is flirting with me now I’m losing my mind

filling out the form for her trans girlfriend: “eww legal name? we don’t like writing that, do we baby?”

“my t girl isn’t good with handwriting” what the fuck is this cis woman talking about

Twenty years of banging out the tunes

eating berries on the bus feeling especially like a fox

hiiiii

I don’t think it’s something done out of a sound mind and it usually hurts more than helps. I end up crashing out because I don’t notice the brick wall I’m hurtling towards

spacex really has lowered our standards because this rocket launch legit had me saying “oh wow it didn’t explode”

happy trans day of having the most fuckable hips

Talk to your doctor about taking breaks from stimuli that release ‘too much’ dopamine (sex, alcohol, gambling, etc.)

yeah sure dude let me fix my adhd by just feeling like I want to die instead of yo-yoing between wanting to die and feeling normal

dopamine-seeking tuesday

using the word “housewife” but as in the same meaning as “workwife”, like an emotionally close non-romantic friend that you only see at home. I feel like a lot of people would relate to this

post on reddit, with the headline: "Isack Hadjar has now outqualified Max Verstappen more times in 3 races than all second RBR drivers in 2024 and 2025 combined"

is that good

It's drug me and rape me Thursday

type of woman who's good at absurdist humor because she's so autistic that she just never understood what anyone was talking about for most of her childhood

sink faucet that reads “push on”

unexpected encouragement from a sink at this restaurant

wow I love the icy terror that shoots through my veins when I get a 2fa request that I didn't ask for

I love warm weather

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

women always say they'd be a great dead wife in a dead wife montage but they never want to get hit by my car

I’m very happy to show you ☺️

why yes, I am 😌