bahahahah :,) thank you

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tfw I did something really cool at work and can’t talk about it

:3

SURPRISE I just paid first months rent

😂🤣😂

Man looking in mirror meme

I am going to open a gift shop in 2024

Picture of a slide with the text “who are these evil people?”

lol

soooo excited for the kiddos to lose their shit over the snow in the morning 😭☃️

just found out chewy is only five years old with 10B in annual revenue I’m going to be sick

so wild to me how many organizations have internal red teams. just saw a red team position at fucking chewy. THE PET FOOD RETAILER

Bonk

Die cut valentines card with a drawing of a young girl wearing headphones plugged into a radio

1920s Radio Operator Valentine’s card 💌

Fabric warehouse interior

Literally the most wholesome experience at The Fabric Company today, you can shop retail (in their warehouse!!!) all of the employees are just amazing locals that are super passionate about quilting

fun little finding today: found ssh creds in a public repo and was able to bypass sbin/nologin by port forwarding, then send internal emails and reach other internal devices

this makes me feel so at peace ✨ the taste and feel of childhood

Picture of animal crossing licensed caprisuns

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your officially licensed animal crossing caprisun pouches

Young boy wearing safety goggles

I mean that’s only like six generations

even more considering how limited travel was for half of that

kind of mind boggling to consider the diversity of regional American accents in only two hundred years

Don’t remind me! 😭💔

young boy relaxing on a boat with his eyes closed

no thoughts only vibes

Wish the world would stop heating up! 😭

snow on and surrounding house

last year’s snow 🥹

they kept asking and I eventually ran out of ways to explain it

I once had to explain to a legal team three times why I wasn’t redacting the ip address 10.10.0.10, still tickles me to think about

I just saw a reel where a momfluencer claims that if you just play with your toddler for 15 minutes a day, they won’t have tantrums, and I’m pretty sure this woman has never met a toddler in her life.

Blows my mind that people are playing with their kids for less than fifteen minutes a day 🤯 do they play by themselves all day!!!

the best part of building the library is having primary control over what’s in it lol, here’s what I did for Halloween (my son and I sewed the banner) 🥹

this looks innocent-ish but it’s actually fucking insane, e.g. tap water causes cancer