Kid 1: *farts loudly right next to me* “I didn’t fart.”

Not sure what’s going on here, but feels like a metaphor for my work week

You have two wolves inside you. I have two instances of Outlook and neither one of them are working

Diane in Crimson Paw outfit

Diane in Crimson Paw outfit making a cute face

Diane in pink dress looking alluring

Diane in her governor suit looking confident but reassuring

I mean, come on…

technically the first photon torpedo

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Diane (aka The Crimson Paw), an anthropomorphic fox woman from The Bad Guys who is formerly a thief but now is her governor but sometimes still does thief stuff (I’m not clear on the details, I haven’t watched the movie the whole way through)

Kid #1 is into the “The Bad Guys” movies lately…and I am not comfortable with how attracted I am to her.

It’s everything. Sometimes body fluids, often just drinks, and sometimes water the origin of which you are never going to figure out.

Idea: Every institution has an email referee. If someone does an email “foul” (example: responding to an email with a question that was clearly answered in the original email) you forward the thread confidentially to the ref who adjudicates the foul. Everyone’s foul count is displayed publicly.

Parenting is just constantly asking, “Why is this wet?”

i think monday should fucking kill itself

Business idea: Service that will immediately connect you via audio or video call with an HCW in your same specialty because you need someone to rant to and comparable expertise is required to understand the rant. You pay $10-20 per call you place, discount if you sign up to be a listener.

Even if you get the headache you should feel better within a couple hours. But if you want an excuse to take the day off from all your responsibilities, feel free to tell everyone that some jerk stabbed you in the back today.

(Said while performing a lumbar puncture)

Poor little friend

Big if true

The reality that we just randomly decided a lot of people should die for no reason with no goal. Celebrate how successfully they are lighting money and lives on fire for the glory of mammon and Cthulhu

So cute lol!

Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold "They just left him."

The regime has killed three US citizens that we know of.

They’ve killed countless immigrants in the camps.

Now they’ve killed a refugee named Nurul Amin Shah Alam.

He was blind, disabled and didn’t speak English.

They abandoned him outside and he froze to death.

Can I come?

sleepmaxxing and pillowmogging

Learned something new about Nancy Reagan today

Pantloads

Ben Rosen Follow @ben_rosen REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark 5:23 • 23 Jul 20 the vans

This, basically:

Another example - there was an episode of TNG where Worf suffered a spinal cord injury and the only way to restore his ability to walk was a dangerous experimental surgery.

Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers

I primarily meant that what he’s done is sufficiently evil to justify punishment of that magnitude. I don’t know what the best mechanism to employ would be, but I hope he is made to pay dearly.

I think the calls for prison time are entirely appropriate.

Leah Libresco Sargeant ® @LeahLibresco "Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market.' Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved."

The harm this will cause is incalculable.

The ramifications go far beyond the infections that could be prevented. One example - a vaccine against EBV could potentially prevent multiple sclerosis.

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