Dragonsworn’s shiny shiny sparkly convention table

HOLY SHIT IT’S HUNTSVILLE TIME

Really frustrating that I booked my convention season BEFORE dumbfucks mcgee decided to war of choice gas to $5

Stegosaurus, objectively best, has an insultingly low score!

I *have* a 15 year old, this is fucking monstrous and horrifying.

AAAAAAH I HAVE DEFEATED THE BROKEN DOPAMINE MACHINE

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Scent notes, Lucifer: look it’s Literally The Devil, okay. It’s apples and lies. It’s delicious.

Scent notes, Husk: wanna get drunk in Hell? Because this is drunk in Hell. It’s Every Liquor. All at once.

I AM GOING TO JUST LIST THE INGREDIENTS ON A CARD RATHER THAN TRY TO WRITE FUNNY SHIT OKAY THAT IS HOW DIRE THE SITUATION IS

Yall the sheer volume of mind-numbing stupid useless bullshit I have accomplished in lieu of the ONE THING I absolutely MUST DO is fucking mind-blowing

entering the New Holy Roman War... on the side of the VATICAN

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Three dogs in a line — giant Rufus, tiny fluffy Ceres, reasonably sized Charlie — all making happy tired tongue lolling faces

BEHOLD! The Calberus in repose.

Finally watching Mortal Kombat and while I am skeptical at the idea of Hero Scorpion, that’s my Eternal Crush Hiroyuki Samara and while I was also skeptical of Hero Raiden in 1995 they still won me over when that wasn’t an actor I had strong feelings about, so

Aww, thank you!

YES

And the one with a hat is an actual crocheted Lucifer I stole from youngest’s collection specifically for the picture 😂

Lucifer soap, creamy white with red and black sparkles, surrounded by differently-sized rubber duckies (including a Lucifer-hatted ducky borrowed from Tiny Dino’s collection)

Sometimes I cannot resist silly shots for new products but SO SO WORTH IT

A set of six sparkly soaps in various shades of red, white, black, and grey

Who’s the super smarty who remembered to take photos of new soap before they were all sealed for their debut con? THIS GIRL

Clockwise from top left: Charlie, Vaggi, Alastor, Husk, Angel Dust, Lucifer

A pile of gorgeous community safety whistles in a deep terracotta to mustard to cactus green stripe

Filament Fairy whistles in Ziro Paint Splash, a gorgeous deserty landscape gradient. These friends are going to Huntsville next week!

If you’d like to be a Filament Fairy and help make gorgeous community safety whistles that ALSO bring joy, here’s a wishlist:

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90% of the way through the recarding process I realized that since I made these myself I can make different ones with lower holes for the studs vs dangles so they don’t look so ridiculous on the shelf and FUCK SHIT FINE GOD I am now printing EVEN MORE :(

(I differentiated between all the red and white people by switching up the red shades and using different glitter, which is a very simple solution to a problem that annoyed me for two years, sometimes I am NOT good at this)

Other than how much boring paperwork shit sucks I’m really really proud of Charlie Morningstar and so excited to share her. She smells exactly like bottled hope! I’m so fucking good at this!

Me inventing a bunch of new fragrances: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me realizing this means I need to draft writeups and edit all the product pages: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I ran out of earring cards and panicked because new ones wouldn’t arrive before HSV next week, so I designed and printed my own (only five layers! v cheap and fast!) … and now my brain is itching at the idea of non-matching cards so I guess I gotta recard all the existing pairs before Thursday ha ha

My AuDHD engineer fifteen year old’s first word was “uh oh” and my Friend To Everyone Emotional Genius twelve year old’s was “oh no” and if we’d kept that in mind it probably would have saved us a ton of time and effort on screening and diagnoses.

You’re right.

That might not be enough time to bury the Statue of Liberty and distribute 400 million ape costumes.

I'm a woman over 50. I'm pretty sure at this stage of my life I'm just packed full of dragons.

In case you were wondering what it was like to live in my house, I just spent half an hour frantically tracking down members of my family to go HEY SNIFF THIS DOES IT SMELL LIKE A SEX WORKING DEMON WITH MOTH WINGS

That’s a *secret conspiracy*, WHO TOLD???

"Surely Minnesotans won't fight back," racists in 1863 and 2026

This made me laugh so suddenly and unattractively that it startled the dogs, points to you

IT IS A SECRET AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO POST PICTURES UNTIL NEXT YEAR and this is low key killing me and I haven’t even started yet 😂