It is actually exactly what I'd expect from someone who has an online MBA from a for profit school

Krikey!

Whack my weed

Wow and here I thought you were only into a different kind of edging

A tank top, muscles, and a mustache? Might as well be posting on Bluesky with banal pictures talking about how great his pump was and "have a great day!"

Was told I need to check my work email regularly while I'm on sabbatical. No?

Essays are classist

I oink every time you say Haman

No he meant of your dong

My gym has unhealthy breakfast on Tuesday mornings and today it is hamantashen. Chag Purim I guess

Wear sunscreen

😞

They must have taken 10 pictures for my new headshot how is this the best one???!?

Woohoo cert denied

I mean one of the things is the Supreme Court ruling on a petition for cert I opposed about Daubert and Rule 23 so it's real kinky

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Thinking about what's in store this week

No because I always do it myself

Aw love the sex life you imagine for me.

😘

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Made me think of this

9 work days til sabbatical 🕺

I thought you knew from your professional life that all art relies on the generosity of large capitalist institutions

So skinny

James Beard dinner at Anju!

May have to cancel my sabbatical trip to Europe to take care of my parents' condo purchase and home sale. 🥳

I've seen that film

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Well we know which of the seven dwarves *you* are

Duke

And if we don't, it was a noble effort