It’s actually pretty easy when you have no bitches to occupy your time

So many apps I keep forgetting about

Mrthreepiece if you see this I miss us

Canada needs to stand on business with this one

Hello is this thing on

And then 70 years later said fuck her family and threw a multimillion dollar necklace into the ocean

If rose jumped at the beginning of titanic like she pretended to do they would of turned around resulting in not hitting the iceberg meaning everyone would be alive meaning rose killed over 2 thousand people and no prison time

wait the hacker replied we are so back

Not only did I fumble a baddie I fumbled a baddie that was hacked I fumbled a hacker kms

omg 3 million followers thank you

This guy said he is 6’1 but his friend said he is also 6’1 and when they stood next to each other I knew one of them was lying

Seeing this after thinking “damn worm going hard on dilly’s comments” lol

I love you

Has anyone tried pushing Greg Abbott in a pool to see if this whole wheelchair thing is just a bit?

Calling 911 just for the pen

That’s what I thought it could be but doctors are now saying SVT (supraventricular tachycardia)

Got up to go pee and my heart rate went up to 130 like damn girl we aren’t running a marathon rn

Hi keefler, it’s me Madison

Season 4 episode 1 TWD

Got too high and now have to take my dog outside in the dark

babe be honest are you talking to other invalid handles

They got me out here cosplaying as poor tony stark

literally me rn

Wordddd are you cool with a kid, a dog, a cat, and 2 geckos

I miss you I miss us

if my dad is an anchor baby does that mean I’m next

Could be me

I forgot about this place

Going to a man’s house for the first time I’d rather kms

the overwhelming feeling that I’ll be alone forever is coming back haha