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Posts by brandon
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Only Charli I know is xcx and she’s fine so
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons queening out on a landline rotary phone while eating a box of chocolates from a heart-shaped box with his vinyl records playing.
“So do you think he’s dead? Was that a body double? A clone? Maybe they’re pulling a weekend at Bernie’s? Anyways, that dom top texted me.”
Happy Labor Day y’all. May we all unionize our workplaces and shake the money down from the top of the ladder. 👊🏻
Me on all fours on the sidewalk at night in a navy blue harness, matching navy blue thong, and white bedazzled Converse under a lit-up sign that reads, “Let’s do it again boys.”
Having a wonderful end of the summer, hbu?
Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...
Feelin cheeky hehe
Thank you much!! 🫶🏻
A sign that says “make Nazis dead again”
just thinking about things
Confused reporter who interviewed Donald Trump circa 2020 looking at his paper then looking up with a puzzled look on his face
Being gay and a writer has fundamentally altered the way I hear “Trade Publication” like damn trade has an official magazine now?
Upward POV of my chest
Upward POV of my chest while holding my shirt up
Also hey here’s these
New, from me, for Eater Chicago. Hamburger Mary’s has finally returned to Chicago. Great new space that’s as gay as ever 💃🏻🪩💅🏻
chicago.eater.com/openings/161...
so hot
Biergarten betrunken meine Freunde
Me reading the New Yorker at the Chicago lakefront with the city skyline behind me
Me on my stomach, buns out, on the Chicago lakefront with the city skyline behind me.
SPF 30 kinda evening
tysm
Single bicep flex of me in a rose print tank
I don’t get why so many gays are mean when you can wear flowers and tell people they’re hot and you love seeing them on the dance floor
Picture of pink hydrangeas against a blue sky in South Haven Michigan from summer 2017 with a text block centered on the image that reads, “Grateful I’m smart enough to understand that billionaires are the source of society’s problems and not trans people, Muslim people, people of color, women, poor folks, etc.” Taken on 35mm Fujifilm 400 ISO with a Canon AE-1.
Protestors holding a Mexican flag and a sign that reads "y'all don't look for missing kids this hard."
Damn 😶
Beautiful human-made art by gay artist Boy Kingdom of a rear view of a jacked ass muscle bear
Second Amendment was meant to be interpreted as the right to bears’ arms but was sadly lost in homotranslation :(
Art by @bkd.bsky.social 💖
Queer food is eating lobster mac and cheese in one of the nation’s oldest taverns where the founding fathers got pissed drunk as “Good Luck Babe!” plays over the bar’s speakers
Innocently throwing it back in my existential crisis void
Squidward in an abstract white void with stray square tiles of various primary and secondary colors
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my existential crisis void like
Shirtless torso pic of me in jorts, red Calvin briefs peeking over the waistline
Grateful for warm weather at the start of this Pride season
Why would I, as a customer, pay $300 a person for a meal where the chef completely outsourced their creativity? At that level your own imagination is precisely what I'm paying you for, what an L and an insult to admit you can't do it and charge me anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/d...
Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry
“Then die”
It was my grandmother’s 🙏🏻