I know that song!
And I'd give up four inches to kung fu...
Because I know that you'd feed me some chow...
You're the closest to Evan when I'd have a bean...
And I don't wanna drive into a cow...
Love, Ontario Style
Love this movie.
Has anyone checked this guy's head for a 666 birthmark?
What I wouldn't give for a good military coup
For all I know, you're already wearing a turtleneck.
In this instance, the word hero is not being used enough.
Maybe she thinks you need to treat yourself more often?
I enjoy saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" instead of "have a nice day."
Now there's a prom theme brainstorming session I'd like to sit in on:
"Romance amongst the tombstones"
"The Masquerade Ball Of Red Death"
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
"As he wolfed down his salad with a ferocity that hinted at an unsatiable sexual appetite, his steel blue eyes locked onto mine. I found myself hypnotized instantly. This would be no mere interview, I realized. This would be a seduction. And Dear God, how I hoped I was his prey..."
blessed be the fruit.
There's nothing better for a relationship than when someone tells you they were secretly testing you.
This gif is accurate, I assume.
They went in the wrong direction with that retitle. If they'd simply called it "A Pizza Place," I'd have watched the living hell out of it.
This is how comedy gets written.
Finally, some sanity.
Chuck Norris isn't dead.
He's waiting.
Cold. Next question.
If this is a PITT reference KEEP QUIET UNTIL TOMORROW.
my favorite is pitching a no-tariff proposal with a country so pro-tariff they're tariffing their tariffs.
Call me when he gets the Fifa Peace Prize.
It's the least we could do for you.
youtu.be/AvG8qI0HCfY?...
I kept waiting for the splat.
Is this a sponsored article or something?
“Squirrel In The Mist.”
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Burying is the biggest mistake you can make. It takes up time and preserves evidence.
