Man, I wish I had watched this movie with my dad, he would have torn it to shreds

And then The ladies mind melded and turned into Miley Cyrus?

Omg holographic trad wife just bought him a sex worker to cure his cptsd it's just like real life

I bet the Collins twins, I mean couple, love this fucking movie

They aren't even subtle about the pronatalism, calling birth a "miracle" and saying shit like "if you're born, you have a soul"

I'm really trying to give Blade Runner 2049 another shot but all the pro-natalist messaging makes me literally sick to my stomach, to say nothing of the holographic trad wife

Get some body work done by Damien dragon AND ron athey AT THE SAME TIME and who knows where that might lead us, gay places probs

Visit La Luz de Jesus gallery and museum of Jurassic technology and artfag around

I'm dying to visit the @tomoffinland.org house and then be an evil muscle queen in tiny slutty short shorts on Santa Monica beach

Feeling so deeply, madly, HOMOSEXUALLY called to LA these days. But maybe I'm just sick of winter.

Even La Croix is just like, whatever, say it however.

Can't get over the fact that bon iver *insists* on his band name being pronounced like it's French. Dude, you are from WISCONSIN.

Going to erase my bio on every platform and replace it with "cat boys love me". That's all anyone needs to know.

The best part of being non-binary is that all your holes are bussy and no I will not elaborate further

To the baddie cashier at the gas station with the YESDADDY knuckle tats: keep living your truth 💅🏽

If it doesn't have gay hockey sex in it, I'm not watching
#heatedrivalry

Hudson Williams in the streets, Ilya Rozanov in the sheets #heatedrivalry

Mind you, my 82 y/o mother is the same woman who said, "holy smokes" at the crisco fisting scene in Cruising

The security at BER airport just opened my toy bag with NO GLOVES ON and rifled away. My god, the shamelessness and depravity of the Germans knows no bounds.

Sometimes the best revenge is knowing, in your heart of hearts, that they still jerk it to you 💅🏽

A literal text convo between me and my THERAPIST

You know, Canada's hockey team could have still won the gold in our hearts if they had all just kissed on the ice, but noooooooo 😒

But maybe hatefuckseternal is the best, it's true art, open to interpretation by the observer

Hate fucks eternal also works

It's so vers lol

Hatefucks eternal

I'm glad I already have an entire Slavic fkboy wardrobe, it's gonna be so in this year #heatedrivalry

I am ready *now*

So when is Connor Storrie playing the first gay af James Bond

Just got into an argument about whether or not it's true that Gen X is socialized TITTIES and Millennials are socialized ASS. But I know I'm right. Generational differences are real 🧐