I wish they taught adulting classes in college.

Cheers to Tuesday! May your coffee run strong and your patience run thin…or something like that. ☕️🤔

Question: Do you send your thank you cards all at once? Or as you write them?

Good morning from the library.

Today’s objectives:
Work
- finish sprint stories
- read some email

Life
- be fucking productive at anything

I’m ADHDing hard today.

Who in product management thought it was wise to go from iOS 18 to 26? 🤔 I have questions.

I get my therapist is human and what not but kind of bummed she canceled today. I had things on the brain.

Of reading and not working? YES! In my top five day dreams rotations.

I am not strong in the sports ball but I know the Bills beat the Ravens.

Let me clear - I don’t Bing. I Google. However, I do partake in the Bing wallpaper thingy.

That being said…today’s image is library@orchard at Orchard Gateway in Singapore for International Literacy Day.

All this to say - I should be reading in my library and not sitting at my desk. *le sigh*

Cleaning my house. 🧹

Listen, I’m going to say I’m a newlywed for as long as possible. 🥰

My girl tummy is not right with the Lord. 😩

Happy Friday!

Remember to hydrate and duck out of work early for the long weekend. 😉

Happy Thursday folks. Let’s hope my brain lets me focus today and I am productive.

#adhd

I used to love the Tumblr days. Life was simple then.

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Anyone else have issues posting from Openvibe?

All my posts to Bluesky are failing.

Good afternoon and happy Sunday! It’s a slow day here and I’m not mad about it.

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There is a mental struggle today. My brain needs quiet time.

Y’all today was R O U G H.

I am too sick, too tired…

oh Lord I sound like my Gram…

I need to go to bed.

Not sure when I crossed over but I am definitely “am I having a panic attack or do I need to freak out about this weird chest pain” years old.

Happy Friday!

#mugs #workfromhome

Hello folks.

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Aww shucks. ☺️

What’s new?

Hi. I think I’m back.

This is an adulting reminder to change your air filter, descale your coffee maker, give your pets flea medicine, and do all that other adult shit that is irritating but necessary.

You’re welcome.

RIP Jimmy Buffet, a real one with the beaches and brews.