As long as I get a T-shirt when it’s over, I’m in

Bad.Ass.

A tried and true Trump trademark: The Backhanded Compliment.

I hope this jug-eared piece of shit gets what’s coming to him someday. Legally speaking, of course.

I was thinking bok choy. But you do you.

I’ll see myself out. BTW, try the veal.

Good God, man, get a grip on yourself.

As if his minuscule reputation could be worth anywhere near$250 million. Dream on, Kash money.

I’m guessing that now is as good as time as any to let you know that he’ll be appearing in my root cellar on the second and fourth Thursdays of each month. It’s BYOB.

Find yourself a sturdy Mennonite. Grief is nature’s aphrodisiac, you know.

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That is, until he does. Which he will. That’s all you can do when you’ve painted yourself into a corner.

Oh, Martha Raye!

“Trust”?? You mean like this Cheshire-cat smiling bullshit artist who lies as easily as I breathe??

BOOM.

More noise from the losing locker room. America deserves a serious, sober (pun intended) respected law enforcement professional to run the FBI, not some boot-licking, drunken frat boy whose main interest is in jetting around the globe w/ his gal pal on the taxpayers dime. 86 this ass-clown, pronto.

I Do The Rock!!!

Dunno. Ask Geddy Lee.

Archbald, PA stickin’ it to the man!

We never had to worry about fake news until we had a fake president.

Apparently there exists yet a second Carlson offspring dropped on its head at birth.

GREAT flick!

The Left will not go quietly, Douchenozzle.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Now, if the US could only do the same!

Quick! Where is his other hand? Pennsylvania voters wants to know!

Impeach Trump. Again.

Freudian Slip.

A convicted felon as President of the United States talking about removing criminals is the very definition of hypocrisy.

The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started this war.

So this is not a win.