lol the reflection, so good

TOOTBLAN

Ryon Healy or something like that

Loved that 1st inning. The men look sharp tonight!

Why on Earth would the Eagles want this news public pre-draft?

*In Ace Ventura voice*

STARCHY

ABSOLUTELY YES

Pulling the team’s hottest hitter to put in a platoon guy with 3 ABs and zero hits last night should have got Dan fired on the spot.

Dude is utterly clueless in just about every possible way

Vibes hire, nothing more

taking*

GD autocucumber

This Mariners team is acting and playing like it was eliminated from contention weeks ago.

*I* fucking care and I’m *fucking* pissed.

I’m talking a break from this team for a while. My mentals can’t watch a team that doesn’t seem to give two shits

HAHHAHHAHHHHA

JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This is a serious, not-snarky question: what is Wilson good at?

(I don’t know a ton about what exactly defines a great manager)

Nothing on this team is clicking

Good god this team is so broken

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

That’s all that matters!! So glad to hear it

Sounds like you’re on the mend though, right?

Holy SHIT

None of them. This stuff is trash

Wise move. Take care of you, Chris. That’s most important.

And when you’re back, we’ll be waiting! You kick wholesale ass at what you do.

GOMS (even though I want to figuratively strangle this team right now)

I feel worst for Luke.

Dude came back from a disastrous 2025 (due to multiple injuries), has clearly *worked his ass off*, is now raking, and was pulled for a player that hasn’t logged zero hits this year

What message does that send to Luke and other guys on this roster?

100% a vibes hire, nothing more

Just more of the same from this ownership / FO

So fucking depressing

The MLB should make a new rule that if you mistakenly think you’ve been walked, and begin making your way to first base, the catcher can throw to 1st to get you out.

The twist?

You’re not safe even if you somehow beat the throw, because it’s only THREE FUCKING BALLS YOU IDIOT

Officially a clown show.

Jfc Garver

Yep.

And seemingly sucked all the life out of team.

I just don’t see any passion, any anger, any fire, nothing

Like there’s this moratorium on emotion. It’s WEIRD

Yep.

Not a fan of the hire even a tiny bit

Putting Connor Joe in there is *exactly* my qualm with Dan Wilson.

Dude has *no idea* what he’s doing

Final one? Why?!

A *Go out and watch a movie you’ve already seen and didn’t even particularly like but it’ll be *infinitely* better than watching this corpse of a baseball team slog through nine innings* kind of a day

It’s too early for this Mariners to be this fucking depressing.

But here we are