I’m sorry but Dr King’s sister on The Pitt totally reminds me of Dot from MadTV. 🤷🏼‍♂️

One of the trainers at my gym is leaving. Of course it’s the HOTTEST one who always takes his shirt off 😫😫😫😫😫

“The Strait of Hormuz may be closed but my legs are open.”

Snotface!

No one is private anymore…

Vajeen

Real hosts offer houseguests benzodiazepines

Some of you have never had a couple beers, then dragged your friends into a nearby cathedral, and chatted up a priest while holding a briefcase of hot sauce and it shows.

Great movie and book!

So cool

I had Indian food for dinner tonight! So yummy 😋

Confessions II is going to be FUCKING AMAZING #Madonna

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A convicted felon as President of the United States talking about removing criminals is the very definition of hypocrisy.

mood

me having a cocktail w dinner

Hopefully they all leave and stop building ugly ass skyscrapers.

I guess there’s a lot we should be praying for…

So I’m going to pray for Kristi Noem and her husband’s BIG FUCKING TITTIES.

The BONESTRIPPER!

Heather, my love. There’s a new sheriff in town.

Spare me. The people with most of the guns are either blindly support this mess or too scared (despite all their weapons).

A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

The only drug being used at Coachella is Ozempic.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

😂😂😂

FACT

I love how mentally ill everyone is now.

visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.

a cartoon of a princess talking to an octopus . ALT: a cartoon of a princess talking to an octopus .

I took 4 mg of Lunesta last night…NEVER AGAIN