Joni always makes the worst wig decisions. This just proves she has no gay friends.

"Don't give up. I'm still working on it."
- Brain worm

Sniff, sniff, Kash.

"Condom nation."

The MAGA cult is just one big bowl of ignorance. 🤦

Did she say "condom nation?"

This entire administration is just a drunken, coked up, sexed out 10-ring circus.

No, but i'll be about two weeks before he decides if he wants to accept any of the negotiated terms or just completely end a civilization.

I guess you prefer condescension over respectful engagement.

My bad. Carry on.

Perhaps it was the "Uh. I know there's a difference" response.

Look, I'm not trying to argue with you, but I think it's appropriate to point out the blatant hypocrisy that exists between parties and the people who align themselves with one or the other when it comes to issues like sexual abuse.

There's a difference between "justification" and pointing out a glaring injustice.

That's what I'm saying here.

No, but wouldn't you agree that hypocrisy and disparate treatment are noteworthy?

Instead, Democrats in Congress will just pull the "Hey, you! You had better show up soon or else...well, we're gonna tweet stuff about you!" standard move.

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Yeah, right. Totally looks like a doctor.

Sadly, he'll never his lose his base of morons, no matter what he does.

When will these MAGA chuds learn that they will never, ever win in a debate with Pete?

The only thing missing is the dangling cross necklace.

The President of the United States reads the word "believe" as "leave."

Let that sink in, folks.

She'll never turn on him. Mainly because she knows that if she does, he'll make sure to ruin her personally and professionally and make her miserable for the rest of her life and/or ensure she has a nasty fall down a flight of stairs.

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"Mein Herr!"

Jesus Christ. Get a room, you two.

Closed doors? F that!

But I thought we had decimated Iran's nuclear capabilities just nine months ago.

They must be pretty good at building nuclear bombs if they could build it all back so quickly.

I think everyone with a brain cell knew that was a BS story the minute he opened his rancid pie hole.

100%. They're both mentioned over and over again in the Epstein files. If the Clintons had to testify, there's no reason why the Trumps shouldn't.

You can actually see parts of Mike Johnson's soul die every time Trump says something colossally stupid knowing he willingly signed up for this shit.

...of whichever john will pay her the most cash upfront.

I'm sure whoever wrote this BS for her had to spell it all out phonetically on paper.

An excursion, huh? Like a Royal Caribbean cruise through the Strait of Hormuz?

Huh?