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@mackinnonart.bsky.social

10 hours ago 185 47 10 0

"How dare he call me weird!" - PEDO POTUS

9 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Mr. Smith goes to Washington was a classic.
Mr. Ossoff takes the Gloves Off might be better.

11 hours ago 1 0 0 0

I'm happier than Alex's kids when he lost custody.

12 hours ago 5 0 0 0

Bend the knee or we'll send JD.

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His drug intake has increased as his dementia has accelerated.

17 hours ago 1 0 0 0

At this point I respect China's freedom from religion more than our freedom of religion.

18 hours ago 1 0 0 0
@PleaseBeGneiss -   


jeff bezos: i don’t like it when people say i look like an alien

therapist: well you did exploit earth’s resources

bezos: so that i can build my spaceship

therapist:

bezos: *licks eyeball*

@PleaseBeGneiss - jeff bezos: i don’t like it when people say i look like an alien therapist: well you did exploit earth’s resources bezos: so that i can build my spaceship therapist: bezos: *licks eyeball*

@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social

1 day ago 66 15 0 0
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Loved his music, an intelligent man.

3 days ago 10173 2845 366 171

Excommunicating the Alito's would be neato.
And totally warranted.

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Everyone who ever told Eric Schmitt they loved him was lying.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

Especially for the ice age creatures we're trying to bring back.

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OMG🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

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Legitimately crazy that Likud hasn't been designated as a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO) yet.

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Oh, oh, oh, Oklahoma!

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To everyone who ever rode a chairlift with RFK and didn't push him off, you suck.

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3, when you add 1 and 2.

3 days ago 34 0 3 0
Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

3 days ago 18080 3189 198 468
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"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Lazarus Storage'?... 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Lazarus ain't my fucking business, that's why!" - Dimmicks 19:94

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He fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Defending Senile Satan, who is on the verge of getting involved in a land war in Asia.

5 days ago 2 0 0 0

The known similarities between RFK and Dr. Moreau are, in iceberg terms, just the tip.

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He's always making a ruckus.

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While I respect the French, we need to get way more creative.

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6 days ago 14742 3549 134 100

And I'm optimistic that we'll see this administration being led to the gallows sooner rather than later.

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The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

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Ah, the performative faith of the hypocrites and pretenders.

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