*taps mic* chiggers are demons.
Posts by Mean Paralegal™️
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
Dentist appointment for my next round of Invisalign and they’re taking *almost* all the buttons off! I’ve had 15+ buttons for over a year so the idea of my teeth being able to shift without them is 🤯
Everyone who says shit like this has a vested business interest in AI. It's no more complicated than that. deadline.com/2026/04/sand...
Logging doesn’t “mimic fire.”
Fire leaves structure.
Logging removes it.
Fire creates mosaics.
Logging simplifies them.
Fire redistributes nutrients.
Logging exports them.
Fire is disturbance within ecology.
Logging is extraction from it.
Still a failure of parenting, to be fair!
In the interview I heard they didn’t give it back to him. He just kept re-ordering through alternative means like opening a PO Box. So they eventually gave up actively taking it away / looking for it. Turned a blind eye basically.
Being a parent is a lifelong commitment. At minimum you need to be just as active of a parent when your kid is a teenager with raging hormones and poor decision making skills, but old enough to face real detrimental consequences for their mistakes. High school is critical for parenting.
He said in an interview his parents took away the testosterone several times but gave up when he was around 16 because he kept finding workarounds to get it (like opening a PO Box). As someone whose parents gave up in HS… I’m begging parents to understand that’s actually the most critical time
Hah! It was very common to see a gator on the trail in Florida. The hikes there may not have any elevation gain, but they come with their own kind of adrenaline.
I had a four-hour layover at that airport and it was the most pleasant layover experience I’ve ever had.
I love seeing movie theaters busy on the weekend. So nostalgic.
I stayed under budget at the native plant nursery where is my prize
There are a couple solid ones! Sadly one of the tracks I really liked had an annoying chorus that I can’t get past lol but I saved a few songs.
Time to listen to Snoop's new album. Can you believe this is his 22nd?? So far Step is catchy as hell.
Apple Music is recommending Singer Songwriting Essentials and Freak Folk to me…. I guess the algorithm is finally catching on
We had Taco Bell our wedding night. Not planned, but we’d eloped and neither of us had eaten all day when we left the photography session so we just needed food ASAP. Paired nicely with champagne.
I used to do this for a living?? Argue with adjusters all day long?? How!
I am so so tired of having to call the repair shop, enterprise, USAA, rinse and repeat just to hold on to this Nissan Sentra that I hate while my precious baby Corolla is in the shop. DO YOUR JOBS
After the other party’s insurance assuring me the rental would be extended through the month, enterprise just called to say the return date is set for tomorrow. I am so over this.
It’s so strange how much it can change!
At last
I haven’t even decided how I pronounce it yet this is crazy tbh (everyone in his family pronounces it differently so it feels like a dealers choice situation)
lol that’s fair!
Changing your last name is truly the journey that never ends
Yeah I agree here with some exceptions (broadway show is crazy lol)
I def agree the cat problem is substantially worse. The dog thing annoys me when the dog is clearly stressed out in the public environment. Like your dog doesn’t have to be at the farmers market just bc YOU want him there - most dogs don’t enjoy that busy of an environment!
Did Hashbrown pay you to say this
Dog people should stop bringing their dogs everywhere and cat people should stop letting their cats outside to roam freely this is my hill
need to sleep have forgotten how