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Posts by Rob Gotobed

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So far this year I've read 3 extremely funny & uplifting books. All About Me! by Mel Brooks and the Life & Mind of Andy Kaufman. And one by the British comedian Rob Gotobed, whose humour I only discovered thanks to my dentist introducing me to his work. Best trip to the dentist ever! Thanks Stephen

1 month ago 230 62 1 0
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To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

2 weeks ago 270 53 0 0
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

8 months ago 673 110 1 0
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To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

2 weeks ago 270 53 0 0
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The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

1 month ago 245 55 0 0
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If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.

7 months ago 424 141 0 4
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The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

10 months ago 832 130 0 0
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Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

2 months ago 341 67 0 0
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WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?

ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.

CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.

1 year ago 446 54 0 1
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Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

5 months ago 369 67 0 0
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My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

6 months ago 276 78 5 3
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The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

1 month ago 245 55 0 0
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They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

2 months ago 234 56 0 0
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They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

2 months ago 234 56 0 0
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Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

2 months ago 341 67 0 0
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Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

3 months ago 287 40 0 0
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Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

3 months ago 287 40 0 0
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Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

4 months ago 314 48 0 0
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No matter where you are, laughter travels — discover three books that unite the world in humour.

Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9

4 months ago 286 154 4 33
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Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

4 months ago 314 48 0 0
Copy of Rob Gotobed’s book, “Captain Apollo, and the casually dressed drone and grandma’s home theater”

Copy of Rob Gotobed’s book, “Captain Apollo, and the casually dressed drone and grandma’s home theater”

BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !

I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”

With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.

#BookSky

4 months ago 158 55 2 2
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Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

5 months ago 369 67 0 0
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

5 months ago 320 64 0 0
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Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
bit.ly/4hA0B7W

5 months ago 218 140 4 38
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

6 months ago 290 54 0 0
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

5 months ago 320 64 0 0
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

6 months ago 290 54 0 0
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The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

11 months ago 515 64 0 0

Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.

One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social‬ and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social

I can highly recommend all three books.

#reading

10 months ago 328 89 1 2
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Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

8 months ago 302 37 1 0